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This is my alt, although it used to be my main until DMCA raped me. It's all over now...
HTPmedia - We don't answer good questions.
FAQ (Fucking Awesome Questions)
Q: Are you like, the epicest person in the world?
A: Yes, but I'm just as epic as the other people in my boat box.
Q: Why do you troll people?
A: I find it funny when I troll. I thought htpMediaStudios was stupid, until I found out all these faggots on the internet today are just plain stupid. They are easy to pick on, excluding a few. One of them would be masterchad5, a harsh bitch. See my durrphails for people I hate.
Q: Why did you just call someone a nigger?
A: Err... I don't hate the average African, I mainly use it as a plain insult. Though more people use it as a racist term.
Q: Are you really selfish?
A: There are some times, as you drive me insane. For example. Lals.
Q: Are you black?
A: Naww, I'z wigga wigga wigga. Notz a nigga nigga nigga.
Q: Should I report you?
A: SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Q: But you've been calling me a nigger!
A: THAT'S NOT EVEN A QUESTION, DUMBASS.
Q: You're a nigger.
A: I JUST SAID THAT I WAS A WIGGA!
Q: You're a fucking bastard.
A: NO U
Q: Who says Mud, and who says Kip?
A: I say TOTODILE. You say SLOWPOKE.
Q: Why do you suck so much?
A: Because only the people who hate me count into my reputation. Wait, what the hell am I saying?!
Q: Where do you live?
A: Oh, I'm a hobo. I'll try sleeping at JCPenny.
Q: Why are you a hobo?
A: Whoops, I forgot to add this: /sarcasm
Q: When did you get hacked and who did it?
A: It was by HTPmedia, on October 2, 2007.
Q: hey u wana sk8 with my friend chad?
A: Okay... I don't have a fucking clue why you're typing like you're texting. Chad? GOD HELL NO!!!
Q: How many more questions do I gotta ask?
A: I didn't say you had to ask any questions.
Q: What is 1+1?
A: Silly kids, that question is only something a senior could answer. But solving y = 1? EASY!!! You just draw a straight line above that thick horizontal line that says the letter "x" next to it.
Q: What's with the boat?
A: Ignore that, and focus on tacos.
Q: I hate tacos!
A: Again, that is not a question, and also, you hate the most epic food in the world!!! For Christ's sake, you're driving me- oh wait, there is no Christ. SELF_DEFENSE! HA HA!
Q: baaahhh
A: huuurrrr
Q: duurrrr
A: Stop calling me a homo!
Q: You are such a homo?
A: LOL, you think that question mark will make me say, "Oh! That's a question!"? I'm smarter than that, dumbass. XD
Q: I'm gonna rape you. Right?
A: Only a licensed whore can do that. Let me see your driver's license.
Q: Can you fuck on a hoe?
A: Where is the hoe? *points at you* Oh, it's right there!
Q: Can't you just stop trolling for once?
A: Join me in the nigger side, and together, we can rule Kenya! Oshit'z, I already said I was a wigger.
Q: Have you turned yourself into a nigger yet?
A: I'm working on it. The process might be completed in never.
Q: Don't watch inappropriate movies?
A: You're not even trying to make it a question, kid. Where was I gonna get to? Oh yeah, you're probably watching Danny Phantom right now. HALF MAN, HALF GHOST, FULL NIGGA. HHHHUUUUHHHHH.
Q: You're 13 and you still can't act mature?
A: The Internet is not real life, sir/ma'am. I'm actually nicer in the real world than on the internet.
Q: Then why the hell do you get on the Internet?
A: There's many possibilities, such as sharing your work with the world, and to get information from Wikipedia. "A site by liars." But I still use Wikipedia, I want to learn false information. And trolling nigga strangers on the (online) street is fukkin' cool, man.
Q: WHY R U TROLLIN *insert name in the durrphail list here* !!!
A: Every durrphail has a reason to be on the list. Until they get this reason through their fucking brains, they will stay on there, and be trolled once in a while.
Q: What is 2^256?
A: It's 2^256.
Q: hey how does it go man
A: That shit belongs in newfag conversations. I am the most elite YouTuber ever. Premedia is also extremely elite, but The3CrazyBros is even more elite than Premedia. OWNED BITCH
HTPmedia - We don't answer good questions.
FAQ (Fucking Awesome Questions)
Q: Are you like, the epicest person in the world?
A: Yes, but I'm just as epic as the other people in my boat box.
Q: Why do you troll people?
A: I find it funny when I troll. I thought htpMediaStudios was stupid, until I found out all these faggots on the internet today are just plain stupid. They are easy to pick on, excluding a few. One of them would be masterchad5, a harsh bitch. See my durrphails for people I hate.
Q: Why did you just call someone a nigger?
A: Err... I don't hate the average African, I mainly use it as a plain insult. Though more people use it as a racist term.
Q: Are you really selfish?
A: There are some times, as you drive me insane. For example. Lals.
Q: Are you black?
A: Naww, I'z wigga wigga wigga. Notz a nigga nigga nigga.
Q: Should I report you?
A: SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Q: But you've been calling me a nigger!
A: THAT'S NOT EVEN A QUESTION, DUMBASS.
Q: You're a nigger.
A: I JUST SAID THAT I WAS A WIGGA!
Q: You're a fucking bastard.
A: NO U
Q: Who says Mud, and who says Kip?
A: I say TOTODILE. You say SLOWPOKE.
Q: Why do you suck so much?
A: Because only the people who hate me count into my reputation. Wait, what the hell am I saying?!
Q: Where do you live?
A: Oh, I'm a hobo. I'll try sleeping at JCPenny.
Q: Why are you a hobo?
A: Whoops, I forgot to add this: /sarcasm
Q: When did you get hacked and who did it?
A: It was by HTPmedia, on October 2, 2007.
Q: hey u wana sk8 with my friend chad?
A: Okay... I don't have a fucking clue why you're typing like you're texting. Chad? GOD HELL NO!!!
Q: How many more questions do I gotta ask?
A: I didn't say you had to ask any questions.
Q: What is 1+1?
A: Silly kids, that question is only something a senior could answer. But solving y = 1? EASY!!! You just draw a straight line above that thick horizontal line that says the letter "x" next to it.
Q: What's with the boat?
A: Ignore that, and focus on tacos.
Q: I hate tacos!
A: Again, that is not a question, and also, you hate the most epic food in the world!!! For Christ's sake, you're driving me- oh wait, there is no Christ. SELF_DEFENSE! HA HA!
Q: baaahhh
A: huuurrrr
Q: duurrrr
A: Stop calling me a homo!
Q: You are such a homo?
A: LOL, you think that question mark will make me say, "Oh! That's a question!"? I'm smarter than that, dumbass. XD
Q: I'm gonna rape you. Right?
A: Only a licensed whore can do that. Let me see your driver's license.
Q: Can you fuck on a hoe?
A: Where is the hoe? *points at you* Oh, it's right there!
Q: Can't you just stop trolling for once?
A: Join me in the nigger side, and together, we can rule Kenya! Oshit'z, I already said I was a wigger.
Q: Have you turned yourself into a nigger yet?
A: I'm working on it. The process might be completed in never.
Q: Don't watch inappropriate movies?
A: You're not even trying to make it a question, kid. Where was I gonna get to? Oh yeah, you're probably watching Danny Phantom right now. HALF MAN, HALF GHOST, FULL NIGGA. HHHHUUUUHHHHH.
Q: You're 13 and you still can't act mature?
A: The Internet is not real life, sir/ma'am. I'm actually nicer in the real world than on the internet.
Q: Then why the hell do you get on the Internet?
A: There's many possibilities, such as sharing your work with the world, and to get information from Wikipedia. "A site by liars." But I still use Wikipedia, I want to learn false information. And trolling nigga strangers on the (online) street is fukkin' cool, man.
Q: WHY R U TROLLIN *insert name in the durrphail list here* !!!
A: Every durrphail has a reason to be on the list. Until they get this reason through their fucking brains, they will stay on there, and be trolled once in a while.
Q: What is 2^256?
A: It's 2^256.
Q: hey how does it go man
A: That shit belongs in newfag conversations. I am the most elite YouTuber ever. Premedia is also extremely elite, but The3CrazyBros is even more elite than Premedia. OWNED BITCH
About Me:
Other than that, you don't need my autobiography.
I forgot one thing: THE SANDWICH ISLANDS HURR DURR OM NOM NOM GRORG GA BHURR DUHHURRRRRR
However, I have some more fucking awesome questions! :D
Q: Where do you live? I wanna kill you.
A: 7f049ab12c62dac4b21b42fb297b3e
Q: CAN I HAVE SOME JUICE IN A SIPPY CUP???
A: Wow, you saw me when I was 5 years old? You're a fucking pedophile.
Q: Who is PedoBear?
A: A good playmate that plays catch with little kids. Only problem is, he wiped his sperm cells on the ball.
Q: ?
A: He hated me for no apparent reason. All he wanted to do was make this video called "htp chocolate rain."
Q: Hey have you watched the new fairly odd parents episode ha ha it was so funy hahaha
A: The entire fuckin' show sucked. I can't believe I used to be a fucking crazy fan of it when I was 7.
Q: Explain how you can distinguish one organ from another?
A: This one's not a fucking question at all. Wait... I've seen some fucking teachers type it like this! I never realized how dumb Junior High teachers are!
Q: PLEASE DON'T SHOW ME YOUR DICK NOOOO AARRRGGHHHHH!!!1111!@2
A: You're insane. Quit fapping to me and shape your ass up.
Influences:
Your mom. (This isn't a Yo Mama joke, I didn't say "Yo mama is so whatever."
Hometown:
CANDYLAND OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
Country:
South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands
Occupation:
ROFLcopter engineering
Companies:
HTPmedia (or HumanTurkey Productions)
Schools:
Who the fuck needs a well-rounded education when I can just get some technology education at ITT at such a young age?
Interests:
Collecting valuable slaves.
Movies:
You know, that one movie?
Music:
Mainstream is bullshit.
Books:
PHP, MySQL, and Javascript. That book contained many stories related to Robin Hood.
HTPmedia has to appear on here NOW!
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In other words, "I suck at Brawl, I use the same excuse and deny everything to make myself smart and superior."
do on the internet to begin with. you don't have my real life dox, you don't even know were I fucking live. ultimately you are jealus of me playing super smash bros.
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