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Dvorahji (Shut Up Guru!)
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Dalai-Mama, Spiritual Friend/Author: SHUT UP! AN ANCIENT MANTRA FOR COMPLETE HAPPINESS! THE SIMPLE TRUTH YOUR GURU, THERAPIST AND GRANDMOTHER FORGOT TO TELL YOU! The Final Guide for the Spiritually Challanged and Confused. This easy transformational joyful perspective is for Anyone (who has tried everything) and is still stuck in their head struggling with enlightenment, self-esteem, negative thoughts, boring meditations, lack of discipline and too much chocolate or whatever! This natural intuitive knowledge is Here to make you happy and make you laugh and maybe even set you free! (at least for a little while).
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http://www.ShutUpGuru.com

One day (38-years-ago) I woke up and everything looked different. I walked to a park, looked up at the trees and sky -- and they were vibrating, sparkling, as was everything and everyone, including me. Things were not as they appeared to be. We were not solid. Everything blended. The Trees, the rocks, the people, my hand, we were all vibrating in unison. We were all ONE.

I went back to the apartment where I was staying, and noticed a book on table. It was by Allan Watts called, "This Is It!" I took the next plane home to Los Angeles and learned to meditate. Meditation was my path. I became a teacher of Transcendental Meditation. I wanted to know what was real and fair in a world that seemed so unreal and so unfair. For me the ticket was looking inside this body and mind -- where else could I go for answers?

I meditated for 30 years, teaching meditation all over the world. I Studied with some of the greatest Masters and Madmen -- and still knew nothing. I talked the Advaita talk and cried the Bhakti prayer and had the usual spiritual answers about past lives, energy, consciousness etc. I had the rhetoric down. But I "knew" nothing. This may have been "It" according to Allan Watts, but I wasn't IT!

And then, one day, a rainbow shinning through a window landed on top of my hand. I looked at all the colors - mesmerized in amazement. "How could something so unreal, look so real?" It looked as if true colors were painted on my hand, and yet it was only a reflection. I felt a switch go off in my brain. This world is not as it appears to be. The ONENESS I'd experienced in Haight-Ashbury came flooding back. This division, this unhappiness in myself and others, was like a mass hypnosis, an illusion, like the rainbow shinning on my hand.

All I can say, is there is deep peace in the middle of this world that appears to be so chaotic, uncaring and random. There is deep knowledge that you can ONLY BE, and sounds so ridiculous and trite when you talk about it. Anyone Can Wake Up to their True Peaceful Enlightened Nature in the midst of heartbreak and confusion. That Possibility, that Invitation exists for Everyone.
Influences:
Sri Sri Ravi Shankar; Ramana Maharishi, Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, Nisargaddatta, Life...Bhagavat Gita, Nathan Gil
Similar To:
a Universal Mother Theresa - but I don't do lepers or tigers.
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Channel Comments (33)
angiecastro (4 months ago)
I love you Abuelita
kathmandau (5 months ago)
May you have the hindsight to know where you've been, The foresight to know where you are going, And the insight to know when you have gone too far.--Irish Blessing
blessings to you and all you hold dear, my friend,
CG
kathmandau (1 year ago)
A smile is the lighting system of the face, the cooling system of the head and the heating system of the heart.- Unknown
Peace and joy, my friend.
CG
Amsoil25Now (1 year ago)
It's a pleasure connecting with a great leader like yourself. I just subscribed and feel fortunate to do so. "When life's problems seem overwhelming, look around and see what other people are coping with. You may consider yourself fortunate."

To freedom and abundance,
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21chittu (1 year ago)
wonderful..such a clarity in words...luv u Dvorahji
2206vijaya (1 year ago)
Mummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!! Thankkkkkkkkkkkkkkk YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUu Loooooooooots of Kissssssssses and Huggggggggggggggs and Loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!! Jai Gurudev Dearesssssssssssssssst Big Sis/Mother/Friend/Didi :) :*
empathicwarrior (1 year ago)
Love it.....Having so much fun here, warm and cosy just me and you while the snow falls heavily outside. This site is fun, fun, fun! :o)
rockman1754 (1 year ago)
Thank you for your humor,your love, your sparkle - you are everyone's mother!
zpevackapisni (2 years ago)
Just thank you!! :-D
arrobliow (2 years ago)
There is a pleasure in the pathless woods,
There is a rapture on the lonely shore,
There is society, where none intrudes,
By the deep sea, and music in its roar:
I love not man the less, but Nature more.
~ George Gordon, Lord Byron, Childe Harold's Pilgrimage ~
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