Films on the Fence

When Mr. Flabberworm discovers he doesn't have Helvetica on his windows, he uncovers a larger secret about Arial that may just lead to his doom.
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On the Fence 2014
Written and Directed by Aazam Yaqoob and Charlie Dean.
Song and Edit by Charlie Dean w/ Aazam Yaqoob.
Director of Photography - Aazam Yaqoob.
"I Wish This Was Helvetica" - Aazam Yaqoob, Charlie Dean, and Charles Flabberworm.
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Lyrics.

I Wish This Was Helvetica.
Written by Aazam Yaqoob and Charlie Dean.

As I sit here in my chair
I can't help but see what's done
Is this some kind of error?
Do you really think you've won?

There's just nothing I can say
Well can I buy the font
See, you'll have a lot to pay
But it's something that I want

[Chorus]
But I WISH THIS WAS HELVETICA
My font choice is pathetica
This Swedish font is all I see
Oh Microsoft you're dead to me

911 Emergency?
My Font Book has a hole.
This just ain't the job for me.
I wish I had control

Everybody you will see
Wants the only well curved 'r'
And have you seen the 't'?
It's really not that hard

[Chorus]

Engage Rap Battle

Wassup Mr. F
Talking bout typography
Windows Support
Improving your discography

Apple licensed Helvetica, they did just fine
I can run windows on a mac if I open up wine
All air conditioners are like PCs.

I don't know what you mean. Elaborate please.

Both stop working when you open Windows.
But you guys still think that you're the heroes?

Look at the prices on apple.com
And then tell me that Windows aint the bomb
Try running skyrim on your new mac
Hmm, you can't. I'm not taking your flak!

I'm looking for the beauty and just can't find it.
Garageband comes with an on-screen drum kit
Where's the innovation in a clunky box?
Plus all your computers need a virus de-tox.

Okay I see how it is.
Wanna make fun of the fat sick kid?
Helvetica distracts from the primary objective.
Good design is useless and subjective.

[Chorus]

But what am I seeing?
The documents unfold
I really should be fleeing
Arial is mind control

But i need to use the bathroom
And then I will go live
This may just lead to my doom
Why don't you just take five?

[Chorus]

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Films on the Fence is a 5 year production created by Charlie Dean and Aazam Yaqoob. Together, they create comedy sketches and films on their youtube channel, https://filmsonthefence.com. The two filmmakers own a lot of the content on this channel, excluding creative commons works such as songs and videos listed above. Show less