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SUBSCRIBE! RIGHT NOW! FOR REAL! SUBSCRIBE!
By the way, a VERY special thanks to Erik "The Internet" Ferris who played Dracula. He writes a...
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SUBSCRIBE! RIGHT NOW! FOR REAL! SUBSCRIBE!
By the way, a VERY special thanks to Erik "The Internet" Ferris who played Dracula. He writes and appears at conventions on behalf of the Nerdfit Network. Check it out at http://www.nerdfit.com !
Thanks again to Jake Rugino for showing me how to use After Effects!
And finally, thanks to BJ Thorne for providing the very convincing wolf howl.
And for those of you wondering, yes, I carved the brent-o-lantern myself. Self-indulgent? Yes. Excessive? yes.
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Dracula! I am back-u-la,
To lay the smackula!
(Like Great-Grandpa Trevor)
Whippin' hearts, inhaling zombie farts,
I'll find your body parts so I can put you back together
I'll race all over the place and when I find your face,
I'm gonna slippa-slappa-smicka-smacka
Got your nose and I found your toes and your elbows and your tiny penis!
(Oh my god it's so tiny, how'd you ever have sex with this thing?)
Yeah, yeah!
Dracula, I will attack you brah, you'll be spectaculah, when I set you on fire
Drac appears every hundred years, but he'll cry bloody tears and wish he never was a vampire
I'll race all over the place when I find his face I'm gonna slippa-slappa-smick-a-smacka
I'll amass his balls o'brass and when I find his ass I'm gonna kick it
I'll race all over the place when I find your face... [Punches!]
Heya Drac, I gotcha in a sack, ya better watch your back
'cause I'm a vampire killa.
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And for those of you who can't believe that this would ever be a plot for a NES game, read this excerpt from the Castlevania II Wikipedia page:
"The game's setting takes place seven years after the original Castlevania.[14] According to the story details in the instruction manual for the Japanese version, the prologue begins when Simon visits his family's resting ground. His back is critically injured from his last encounter with Dracula in the previous game.[14] He suddenly feels someone's presence, and turns to see a young woman standing within the mist. She tells him that a curse was placed upon him by Dracula during their last battle, and that he does not have long to live. The woman continues to say that the curse can be undone if he resurrects Dracula himself.[15] She further explains that Dracula's body was split into five different parts after his defeat seven years ago, and Simon must recover these and bring them to the ruins of Dracula's castle. There, he must seal Dracula and defeat him. Before disappearing, the unknown woman says she cannot guarantee that this will destroy Dracula permanently.[15]
After Simon defeats Dracula in the game, there are three possible endings which are received based on the time the player took to finish it.[13] Two of them are scenarios where Simon sustains fatal injuries from the confrontation with Dracula, and dies.[16]"
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Rock remix of Letty Whiterock's theme in Perfect Cherry Blossom: クリスタライズシルバー.
Music: 雪化結晶 ～ Crystallized Silver
Artist: dBu
Album: Necromanza
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Rock remix of Letty Whiterock's theme in Perfect Cherry Blossom: クリスタライズシルバー.
Music: 雪化結晶 ～ Crystallized Silver
Artist: dBu
Album: Necromanza
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