KKortez

Colombian Crazy Guy Trying To Be Funny - Welcome Trailer KKortez

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Welcome to my channel, I am KKortez, I'm from Colombia, and I embrace my strange qualities of being awkward, weird, and random. I'm also Christian and so I always try to give out a good message with everything I do. Consider subscribing, I'll do my best to tickle your soul.

Twitter: http://twitter.com/kkortez/
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/kko...

Today's video is a bit different because it's a trailer that will serve as the welcome video to everyone who is not yet subscribed to my channel. You probably have not seen all the videos in the trailer, so you can explore and find some of my exciting older videos. But don't go too far back, because those are just terrible, hehe. This video is also more shareable than most of my other ones, so if you feel like helping me out grow on Youtube, sharing this video would be amazing.

My initial goal was to make this a 30 second trailer but that was just not possible without losing way too much. I think the problem is that my videos differ so much from each other, that it's hard to showcase everything I do here. I ended up with a 6 minute video, which was great considering all the footage I discarded. But that was way too long for a trailer. I managed to get it down to about 4 minutes, but that was still too long. Sadly I had to discard some really great clips, but the point of a trailer is to keep someone's attention, and including more stuff would mean less people would watch the whole thing. After a painful deleting of great clips session I finally cut it down to the video's actual length. I'm really happy with the end result, I just hope it works and leads people to subscribing.

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6 days ago
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Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/kkortez/

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I'm Not A Christian Anymore - Duration: 15 minutes.

1 week ago
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Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/kkortez/

Kicked In The Balls For Listening To Justin Bieber - Duration: 3 minutes, 7 seconds.

2 weeks ago
265 views

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Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/kkortez/

Previous Video: https://goo.gl/Lp1FnJ
Mystery Video: https://goo...

Cheap Laughs - Duration: 7 minutes, 19 seconds.

3 weeks ago
258 views

What exactly are cheap laughs?

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Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/kkortez/

Previous Video: https://goo.gl/Nl0yaj
Mystery Video: https://goo.gl/mDHAR4

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What Do You Want From Me? - Duration: 4 minutes, 25 seconds.

1 month ago
364 views

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Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/kkortez/

Previous Video: https://goo.gl/BsaAYY
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1 month ago
357 views

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Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/kkortez/

Previous Video: https://goo.gl/5Ot1mI
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I act...

Back In My Day - Duration: 4 minutes, 22 seconds.

1 month ago
249 views

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Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/kkortez/

Previous Video: https://goo.gl/i2pJko
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Is It Good To Express Anger? - Duration: 6 minutes, 55 seconds.

1 month ago
167 views

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Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/kkortez/

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Lucid Killing - Duration: 3 minutes, 32 seconds.

2 months ago
225 views

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2 months ago
326 views

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Dear Cute Girl Who Smiled At Me - Duration: 3 minutes, 19 seconds.

2 months ago
389 views

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Puns, Lots Of Puns - Short Jokes #7 - Duration: 4 minutes, 2 seconds.

2 months ago
441 views

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sKetches & sKits Play all

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The K Rhythm Play all

Music videos.
Includes parodies or just funny songs I make Up.
It is just a coincidence That the 3 first music videos I've made end in "Up" in the video Title.

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Puns, Lots Of Puns - Short Jokes #7 - Duration: 4 minutes, 2 seconds.

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Torture - Duration: 5 minutes, 25 seconds.

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