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Without a movie release for another year, the DC heroes ponder their upcoming shared cinematic universe. When they ask Captain America for encouragement, Iron Man chimes in with a bit of his own. (Marvel/DC Parody/Review)

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Movie Universe! Lyrics:

Fans wanted continuity
Worked in the Dark Knight trilogy
But Nolan's Batman left Gotham
For Anne Hathaway

Then Marvel raked in all the cash
And DC broke out with a rash
From Warner Brothers asking them
To come save the day

When Constantine's
Reviews were seen
They ordered up some Scotch'n
Weekend numbers leaked
That only geeks
Had been watching the Watchmen
Far as they could see
It seemed that V
Was for Vendettas held for botchin'
Up the stories from the lord of snakes, Alan Moore

In brightest day, in blackest night,
Green Lantern was a dismal sight
How could the word of mouth be any worse?
You've got to build a world that sparkles...
One that's not that unlike Marvel's
Movie Universe!

There's no way they were getting burned
By films like Superman Returns
And so Team Nolan came on to make
Kal-El more mod

The numbers said they had a hit
But critics all were sharply split
Right down the line, just like the spine
Of General Zod

They thought they'd show 'em
All by throwin'
Batman in the mayhem
Affleck was adored
So they ignored
The fanbase ultimatum
Hey, has Luthor heard
Of Zuckerberg
'Cause we just cast the guy who played him
And I tell ya, what the hell, get everyone else!

We thought this was a two-man show
But you've cast every hero known
To list them all would take another verse
Looks like you crammed the whole entire
Justice League all up inside your
Movie Universe!

The world has loved your heroes
For the past seventy years
No need to change the heart of
Who they are

Not everyone's from Gotham
They don't all need to be solemn
'Cause if there's no fun or jest
They'll just look like they need some rest
And make the audience depressed
Enough to head for the bar

So cheer up, don't look so perplexed
Avoid another Jonah Hex
Remember that your heroes got here first

Don't rush to get all that Avengers
Money and then just forget your

History and let darkness mold your
Memories like the Winter Soldier

Hey, your casting isn't all dread
This guy's a great choice for Alfred

Must temper my hope with caution
Still, that Batman pic looks awesome

But why let Pa Kent die in that tornado
I know it doesn't rhyme, but still, it really bothers me

Stay true to your comic sources
And you can't miss, but of course if

It makes millions in a downpour
Disregard this song about your

Movie Universe!

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