Victor's cousin Geoffrey, who had also just taken early retirement at the age of 60, dies. The Meldrews attend his atheist funeral and receive a visit from what Victor calls "the Jehovah's Witness ...
Victor is angry at the poor job builders have made of his new crazy paving. Meanwhile, Victor has a health scare—perhaps due to his portrayal of an amateur-dramatic vampire—and the Meldrews try to ...
The Meldrews and Mrs. Warboys embark upon a hellish holiday to Portugal. After an entanglement with the police, they finally arrive at their unpleasant villa. Meanwhile Mrs Warboys finds love, Vict...
A visit from Patrick's gay twin brother (Geoffrey Perkins) leaves Pippa mentally and physically exhausted, especially when Patrick sits on a cork. Meanwhile, Victor takes up fishing.
The Meldrews find a man (Ray Winstone) living in their shed; he turns out to be a drug-dealer. Victor takes a gardening job, working for Patrick's new boss, Fenella Fortune (Rula Lenska) and dealin...
Victor and Margaret return from a shopping trip to discover that the house has been burgled—and the neighbours helped. Victor decides not to replace the television to give them more opportunity to ...
While photographing a sunset, Victor is mugged and graffiti is sprayed on the Meldrews' house, so he decides to head a Neighbourhood Watch meeting. Meanwhile: there's a strange smell by the sideboa...
At the age of 60, Victor Meldrew is retired from his job as a security guard to be replaced by a box and a recorded message. As he contemplates his future, he gets a visit from Nick Swainey's chari...
Victor is trapped in his shed for 3 hours thanks to a swarm of belligerent bees, stuck in the optician's for a day with his eyes shut, then stuck babysitting some unpleasant children.
When Cousin Ursula dies, Victor and Margaret have to clear out her country house. Before they go, a witch predicts an untimely end for Victor. Meanwhile, Patrick and Pippa prepare to move far away ...
The Meldrews return from their holiday to find that their baggage has been sent to the other side of the world. Their house has also been demolished following a terrible fire but somebody has still...