Eli's Freestyle: Here's a little fact that I'd like to share about Matt In fifth grade he played basketball, did you know that? It was almost as painful as chalk screeching across a blackboard When Matt literally once shot the ball over the backboard
Matt's Haiku: Eli is a DJ He's like DJ Tiesto Only a lot worse
Eli's Freestyle: Lana Del Rey, what were you born to do? Die? That's so sad. Boo-hoo Turn that frown upside down cuz we got a free download Take a po...