This should remind you of the Joe Rogan quote, "If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are all just talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe." Along with his old talking monkeys in space comedy special.
This was written by my friend Dan. Check out his badass facebook page here:
https://www.facebook.com/Re...RSM BRINGS IT. The page has always cracked my ass up. He mixes funny with mischievous curiosity that is epic fun.
Original transcript here:
They sky isn't above you. It's all around you. That shit goes on infinitely in every direction. You're not on the ground. You're floating through the universe. You're just as much in space as anything else is. If you were on another planet looking up, you'd see the earth as a little dot just like everything else.
The craziest part is that there's no roof on this mother fucker. Some crazy space shit could land right on your head at any time.
We're rotating at 1,000 mph while revolving around the sun at 67,000 mph while our entire solar system revolves around the super massive black hole at the center of the Milky Way.
How about the fact that the sun is 93 million miles away and still manages to burn your god damn skin? This shit travels all that way through the -270 degree vacuum of space at 186,000 mps and penetrates our atmosphere with ease. What the fuck is going on here?
The most distant stars we see are up to 14 billion light years away. That's 6 trillion x 14 billion to calculate the mileage, and the light is still brand new when it hits us. Because time itself stops at the speed of light. A lot of the light you see left those stars before the earth itself even existed. A lot of them are long dead and gone but we still see them. Holy shit balls!
But never mind, Jay Z got slapped in an elevator and Bieber got arrested again. That's what really matters right?
Joe Rogan has nothing to do with this, obviously, but when I read it I could not help but think of the Joe Rogan influence on this one.
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