MoogleFTW

Sora, Sora, Pimp and whorer,
Spamming flame, lightning thrower,
Sora, Sora, Pimp and whorer,
Something Disney this way comes.

Vast cliche and bad jokes queue,
Superficial dull Riku,
Saving Kairi with my crew,
Sora, Donald, Goofy too.

Sora, Sora, Pimp and whorer,
Spamming flame, lightning thrower,
Sora, Sora, Pimp and whorer,
Fire Spammer, Lightning... thrower.

Flying round to gates we take,
With an armoured trouser-snake,
Keep on questing for the King,
With my shiny Yale bling.

Sora, Sora, Pimp and whorer,
Spamming flame, lightning thrower,
Sora, Sora, Pimp and whorer,
Fire Spammer, Lightning... thrower,
Something Disney this way comes!

Sora, Sora, Pimp and whorer,
(Fire Spammer, Lightning Thrower)
Fire Spammer, Lightning... Thrower

Something Disney this way comes.
Something Disney THIS WAY COMES!

Darkness clouds all of Spira. Pointless organisations with neither policy nor point stalk all of Spira spewing their filth, once noble characters are reduced to shells of their former selves. At the heart of the storm stand Yuna, Rikku and The Other One, the three masterminds of this violent, penetrative evil. Clad in nothing but a few elastic bands and spewing the sickening black smog now polluting all of Spira with its asinine triteness. On Besaid Lulu and Wakka peer up to the heavens, amongst the mountains near Gagazet Kimahri gazes forlornly at the horizon, in the deepest darkest reaches of the farplane Auron, Braska and Jecht grimace at the state of the living world, and at the world's core a long-since disappeared friend chains himself to The Door, all of them calling out in unison: "Save us."

Aeons away, in the dark, the legendary hero Shuyin puts on a pair of aviators, sticks a cigar between his lips and sets off into the maw of hell in a desperate quest to save all of Spira from its greatest enemy yet: itself. This is the recording of his most valient journey.

Sat forever groped by Lulu, Moogle watches on as a group of adventurers ramble through space-time foam in an effort to kill God and become Jesus or something, I dunno, Jesus analogy, shit...