I was born and brought up on the shores of Pittwater - an hour or so North of Sydney, Australia. But I was kidnapped by aliens and they dropped me off in Paris where I fathered a child to the Alien Princess Bride. Our son's name is Heavenly Pot-Smoking Greenie Retard but we call him Charlie for short.

I've spent my life surfing, sailing, biking, skiing, shooting pool, drinking beer, smoking dope, chasing skirt, gambling, talking bullshit and I've managed to fit a bit of advertising/marketing/media work in-between.
When I grow up I'd like to start a surf-camp on the Seine River in Paris next to Notre Dame.

At the moment I'm working on my book - "I Married a Deadshit" and my movie "A Hundred Ways to Shoot Yourself in the Foot".

If you subscribe to me I'll send you a vid (in plain wrapper) of me dancing butt-naked to OKGO at the top of the Eiffel Tower. Or a dollar (in plain wrapper). Your choice.

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