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  • "I've got an ASBO". VX220NA Comedy song original.

    • 1 year ago
    • 1,182 views
    My take on the the Jason Derulo song "Ridin' Solo".

    Entitled "I've Got an ASBO" Soooo original.. :)

    Ta.
  • (I need a Piss right now) B.o.B. ft hayley williams, 'airplanes' parody.

    • 3 years ago
    • 14,780 views
    B.o.B. ft hayley williams, 'airplanes' parody. Entitled 'I need a piss right now' VX220na style.

    Lyrics as follows..

    CHORUS
    ======

    HE CAN'T DISGUISE THAT WET STAIN
    JUST BY HIS FLIES
    IT'S NO SUPRISE
    THAT HE COULD REALLY USE A PISS RIGHT NOW
    PISS RIGHT NOW
    PISS RIGHT NOW
    HE CAN'T DISGUISE THAT WET STAIN
    JUST BY HIS FLIES
    IT'S NO SUPRISE
    THAT HE COULD REALLY USE A PISS RIGHT NOW
    PISS RIGHT NOW
    PISS RIGHT NOW

    WE'RE ALL OFF TO BLACKPOOL
    ON THE LADS COACH TRIP
    WE CRACKED THE CANS AN HOUR AGO
    BUT NOW THERE'S A BLIP

    COS AFTER ALL THE DRINKING,
    THE CARDS AND THE CHATTING
    ME BLADDER IS FULL
    AND ME LEGS I AM PLATTING

    SO I TRIED TO FILL A BOTTLE
    BUT ME KNOB WOULDNT FIT IN
    IT WENT DOWN ME LEG
    AND ON ME SEAT THAT IM SITTING

    SO NOW IM SAT STARING
    AT THE DAMP PATCH IN ME LAP
    I MIGHT SWAP SEATS
    BEFORE KEV COMES BACK

    HOW LONG TILL WE STOP
    I SHOUT AT THE DRIVER
    I NEED TO SHOVE ME JEANS
    UNDER A HAND DRYER

    I'M GONNA FUCKING SMELL
    LIKE A OLD FOLKS HOME




    WHAT A BLOODY MESS




    AND WE'VE ONLY JUST GOT GOING

    SO WET STAINS, DOWN ME JEANS, WHAT A STATE
    I NEED A PISS BADLY AS IM STARTING TO ACHE
    IF I DON'T MAKE IT TO A BOG SOON, IM GONNA PASS OUT
    COME ON DRIVER, NEED A PISS RIGHT NOW

    CHORUS
    ======

    WE MAKE IT TO THE SERVICES
    I'M BAD AS A DOG
    I JUMP OUT THE COACH,
    AND I HOBBLE TO THE BOG
    BUT IT DOESNT QUITE GO
    LIKE I WAS HOPING
    I LET MYSELF GO
    AND THE FLOODGATES OPEN

    ME FLIES DONE UP,
    THE PISS FLOWS DOWN
    INSIDE ME JEANS
    RIGHT TO THE GROUND

    I JUST SQUELCH BACK
    TO THE COACH FULL OF LADS
    FOR THE REST OF THE JOURNEY
    SIT ON CARRIER BAGS

    WE ARRIVE AT BLACKPOOL,
    STRAIGHT OFF TO THE PUB
    JEANS NOW DRY
    BUT NOT SMELLING TOO GOOD

    A FEW PINTS DOWN
    AND I NEED TO PAY A VISIT
    PUB PACKED, NEED THE LAV, WHERE IS IT?
    I FEEL A LITTLE DRIBBLE LEAK DOWN ME THIGH
    AS I MADLY SEARCH FOR A TOILET SIGN

    TOO LATE WAS THE CRY,
    TOO PISSED TO CARE
    I JUST LET IT GO THEN AND THERE

    (c) leetube.co.uk 2010
  • Lady Gaga - (Make me tits grow) Alejandro Parody

    • 3 years ago
    • 31,190 views
    Lady Gaga Alejandro Parody. VX220na style. :D
    Entitled (Make me tits grow)
  • "Hairy Lulah". Hallelujah Parody by VX220NA.

    • 4 years ago
    • 244,217 views
    The VX220NA take on the CLASSIC song HALLELUJAH.

    Lyrics as follows;

    (c) VX220na (Lee H. 2008)
    Hairy Lulah
    ===========
    I'M ON MY BACK
    WITH A DOG ABOVE
    I'D HARDLY CALL IT MAKING LOVE
    I REALLY DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE IT TO YA

    SMACKED IN THE FACE
    BY YOUR SAGGY TITS
    A FOREST OF PUBES
    ROUND YOUR LADY BITS
    YOU NEVER USE A RAZOR DOWN THERE DO YA

    CHORUS
    ======
    HAIRY LULA
    HAIRY LULA
    CAN I DO YA
    HAIRY LUUUUUUUUUULA

    SHE LIFTS HER ARMS
    INTO THE AIR
    LOOKS LIKE HER PITS
    HAVE A HEAD OF HAIR
    IT REALLY PUTS ME OFF MY HAIRY LULAH

    SHE HAS THE TACHE
    OF MAGNUM P.I.
    MORE HAIR ON HER LEGS
    THAN A RUGBY FLY
    SHE'S NEVER THOUGHT TO EPILATE MY LULAH


    CHORUS
    ======
    HAIRY LULAH
    HAIRY LULAH
    CAN I DO YA
    HAIRY LUUUUUUUUUULA

    BETWEEN HER LEGS
    WHAT I JUST SAW
    HAS MORE HAIRS ON IT THAN A SALON FLOOR
    THINGS NESTING IN THE CROTCH OF HAIRY LULAH

    SHE COULD HAVE HER OWN TENT
    AT A GYPSY FAIR
    FLASHING ALL THAT PUBIC HAIR
    IT'S LIKE A BISONS NECK DOWN THERE, MY LULAH

    CHORUS
    ======
    HAIRY LULAH
    HAIRY LULAH
    CAN I DO YA
    HAIRY LUUUUUUUUUULA

    SO ENDS THE TALE OF HAIRY LU
    HER STORY TOLD AND HER BEARD VIEWED
    HER PUBES WERE AIRED AND
    YOUTUBE GOT TO SEE HER

    THOUGH WITH HAIR LIKE HERS
    NO CHANCE TO SEE
    THE ENTRANCE TO HER WIZARDS SLEEVE
    I THINK IT'S ONLY MAKE BELIEVE, ON LULA


    CHORUS
    ======
    HAIRY LULAH
    HAIRY LULAH
    CAN I DO YA
    HAIRY LUUUUUUUUUULA

    (c) VX220na (Lee H. 2008)
  • My song played on the RADIO.. :D

    • 4 years ago
    • 2,881 views
    My "I make a Twat of myself" song played on Metro Radio's Tony Horne in the morning show!! the other week on the best of youtube slot. No video as such, just the audio. Someone may be interested in my two minutes of fame. LOL
  • Jingle Bells ADULT Christmas Comedy Song

    • 4 years ago
    • 40,909 views
    An Adult comedy Christmas song for you all. Jingle bells sung the VX220NA way (of course).

    (c)Lee H. (VX220na) December 2008.


    LYRICS as follows
    =================
    DASHING TO THE PUB
    IT'S XMAS EVE I KNOW
    SANTA'S ON HIS WAY TONIGHT
    YO HO BLOODY HO

    LET'S ALL JUST GET MASHED
    WELL, IT'S XMAS AFTERALL
    A BIG EXCUSE
    FOR ALCOHOL ABUSE
    AND A GOOD OLD FAMILY BRAWL

    OHHHH.....

    JINGLE BELLS
    BLOODY HELL
    LOOK AT THE CLIP OF THAT
    YOU THINK YOU LOOK THE BUSINESS
    IN A POUND SHOP XMAS HAT

    OHHHH.....

    JINGLE BELLS
    BLOODY HELL
    THE TARTS ARE ON THE TOWN
    LOSE THE XMAS EARRINGS LOVE
    AND GET THOSE KNICKERS DOWN

    DASHING TO THE SHOPS
    TO FIND THAT THEY ARE SHUT
    NOT ONE BLOODY PRESENT BOUGHT
    LOOKS LIKE I AM FUCKED

    SO BACK TO THE PUB I GO
    AND HER PRESENT IS IN SIGHT
    A FOSTERS T SHIRT,
    A LADBROKES PEN
    AND A BOTTLE OF DIAMOND WHITE

    OHHHH.....

    JINGLE BELLS
    BLOODY HELL
    LOOK AT THE CLIP OF THAT
    YOU THINK YOU LOOK THE BUSINESS
    IN A POUND SHOP XMAS HAT

    OHHHH.....

    JINGLE BELLS
    BLOODY HELL
    THE TARTS ARE ON THE TOWN
    LOSE THE XMAS EARRINGS LOVE
    AND GET THOSE KNICKERS DOWN

    I WAKE UP XMAS DAY
    AND WE BOTH EXCHANGE OUR GIFTS
    THE LADBROKES PEN
    DOESN'T GO DOWN WELL
    AND THE SHIRT WON'T FIT HER TITS

    SHE DOWNS THE DIAMOND WHITE
    MY PRESENTS ON IT'S WAY
    A KICK IN THE KNACKERS
    AND A SMACK IN THE MOUTH
    HAPPY BLOODY XMAS DAY

    OHHHH.....

    JINGLE BELLS
    BLOODY HELL
    LOOK AT THE CLIP OF THAT
    YOU THINK YOU LOOK THE BUSINESS
    IN A POUND SHOP XMAS HAT

    OHHHH.....

    JINGLE BELLS
    BLOODY HELL
    THE TARTS ARE ON THE TOWN
    LOSE THE XMAS EARRINGS LOVE
    AND GET THOSE KNICKERS DOWN....

    (c)Lee H. (VX220na) December 2008.
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