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Vintage Timberlake! Overall, the new album is really cool, but it's songs like this that really just sound "Justin." The coolest part about this track is the fact that it essentially has two distinct choruses. So badass!

This video inspired me. So I did some squats, bought some great BBALL shoes, headed to my local gym and was ready to dunk just like him. And then it hit me ... I'm 5'9 - but white. Needless to say, not only did I not dunk like this, I simply did not dunk whatsoever. So I played a game of horse with some other white guys.

The magnitude of the tourne in MSG, coupled with the fact that 'Cuse is a New York team, would've solidified this shot (had it counted) as quite possibly the best ever in Big East history.

Thomas Rhett (the writer of this song) was 4 years old in 1994. How the hell are we the listeners supposed to believe in the authenticity of this song when it was written by a kid who was still pissing and shitting his pants when Joe Diffie was in his prime? Oh, but wait - Thomas Rhett's father is one of Nashville's most successful writers ... so anything Thomas writes from here on out will get cut based on nepotism. I forgot. Nevermind.

"I do not appreciate the racial slurs - I think them dumb Pollocks been ridiculed enough."

Brilliant.

"I see some huunnnngry days ahead."

Tommy's voice is so f'n funny!

Is Carrie developing an obsession with murder and death? Her last two singles revolved around someone dying.

What's so cool about this song is that for such a male-inspired lyric, two of the three writers are chicks.

Reverse this scenario and the NAACP would've tried to have the white girl thrown in jail and ostracized from society for the remainder of her life. Just sayin' ...

The verse melody is a complete rip-off of Dixie Chicks "Traveling Soldier."

Obviously, the barfing makes this sketch absolutely hilarious ... but what truly makes me laugh is how incredibly ridiculous the entire concept of spinning and singing is! Only Will Ferrell could concoct such a goofy premise.

"I'm gonna barf."

Ha - probably true in Randy's case. But, he didn't write the song so he wouldn't be the one suing.

All of this "Scotty McCreary sings this song better than Travis" debate needs to stop immediately. It isn't even REMOTELY comparable! Not only is Travis an amazingly electric showman, but his vocal range is absolutely epic. Scotty - good, young kid with a future. Travis - genre legend. Scotty has some work to do.

This song still to this day makes me want to immediately go out and find a dive bar with a pool table and a loud country/blues band. Can't tell you the last time any modern day country tune made me feel that way.

Come one, come all to Nashville. If you want a record deal and are even remotely known in popular culture, you've got one! Every American Idol throw-a-way, every sitcom star, every washed-up rock & roll act ... just head south to TN for a short, quick ride on Nashville's one-hit-wonder train. Want real confessions: just ask Uncle Kracker, Kid Rock, Julianne Hough, Josh Gracin, Phil Stacey, Aaron Lewis and more.

Rather than differentiating between apples and oranges (which Charlie and Kenny are in comparison), just allow the song to be what it is -- GREAT. The beauty of an artist cutting an outside song, especially one that's already been released, is how it evolves with the times. Blake Shelton did the same thing with "Who Are You When I'm Not Looking." Joe Nichols' version was cool, but Blake's sounded cleaner. Same Here. Kenny slays this song.

I wish the entire country genre would sound this pure.

The bridge in this song is almost identical in melody to Brad's other single, "The World."

"I was scalded by the cheese of a flamin' hot nacho." HAHAHA

His underarm sags like a wet blanket -- it looks hideous.

My heart legitimately caved in for the guy at 3:08, who the camera man obviously points out. He goes under, and that's probably the last anyone's ever seen of him.

Why do you wanna drive 60 miles to go to work? "Hey, that's my business. You wanna sell cars tru me or what?"

Funniest job interview ever.

"Yeah - what's up ... what are 'ya paintin' the office, 'ya workin' over there? What's up?"

If this is country music, than Nicki Minaj is bluegrass. If Taylor wins any CMA/CMT awards for this single, the genre is completely hopeless. This sounds like Avril in her first few years.

I'm seriously gonna start calling people I know just to say, "What's the matter - you can't ..... CALL NOBODY!"

Reverse this situation and the NAACP would've been on-scene in less than three minutes. And then what it is? A "hate" crime. FACT.

And what, homeboy has enough money for gold teeth, but not enough money to purchase a bike lock?!

Nipsey brings the knowledge! "You betta quit while you behind - dat girl done beat you silly!"

HAHAH

Jerry Douglas' dobro fill on the lyric "hidden in the rain" is absolutely perfect.

"put'cho money up, boi, before somebody get'cha fo ya tip music money dere, f'oi! Put it on up!"

Funniest part of that is he's barely even looking at the piano player, just casually saying it as he passes by!

... she's older than he is - now what'chu tryin' to prove.

HAHAHAHAHA

Dude, I know these comments are a year old, but much respect in 2012 to the characters you wrote-in on this show. I can't imagine how funny it must've been on-set watching these scenes unfold. Otis' character is absurdly funny. When he asks Tommy if he used to play baseball in the negro leagues is quite possibly the funniest moment in the show's history. Great job -- still makes me laugh even to this day.

I'm a bit confused ... she's implying in this song that she isn't a "pretty little high heel thing," yet her first country single was "Red High Heels!"

This was one of the best running jokes of the entire series. Even funnier is that Ted never once made an actual appearance on Seinfeld.

He could always sign his daddy's royalty checks.

Hands down the most aggressive song I've ever heard Nickelback release - "Side of a Bullet" being a close second behind it. People rag on this band all the time, and it's because they don't release THESE types of songs as singles, so no one really knows how hard they wail.

As always, another good song from ZBB -- but is it just me, or is the melody/chord structure in the verses EXACTLY like Colder Weather?

You made NEPA proud, Jimy.

Educated people have a retort for this song that goes, "At least we can read a book / don't have to look them big words up."

Dude, I'm an American making fun of Americans who try to sound foreign for the sake of a restaurant menu. I'm in this so-called "we" you're referring to. Idiot.

I don't think I can recall one song of Luke Bryan's that didn't use the words "truck" and "girl."

Barefoot Guy: "No ... that's me."

That dude is a different character in a bunch of episodes and he's just f'n hilarious every time.

There are just some songs that hit so close to home, and this is one for me. I close my eyes, listen, and see my cousin's face. Well done as always, King George.

It's amazing that Nashville artists cover previously recorded songs when there are legitimately thousands of new ones written on a daily basis. I just don't get it.

Coming from the guy whose screen name is PLAYBOY ...

Jordin tweeted about another new song called "You Gotta Want It" for the NFL. It's on iTunes!