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Right, back to school for me! (Oh god)
I'm back to the daily, educational grind where my brain gets worn down until I scream for salvation! Just kidding, it's just mind numbingly, BORING.
Anyway, still expect to see some not-so frequent uploads 'cos I'm doing my GCSEs and they're biggies! Yes, this does mean I will be cracking down to get that homework done! And let's hope My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic won't affect m- screw it, I love the show.
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In production from May 1st, 2010.
This channel is now dedicated to many productions now.
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Major:
Robot Wars
Random gameplay

Minor:
Random stuff
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In production:
Robot Wars AOD User Championship pre-fights
Let's Play Portal
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Rules:
1. Could someone fetch me a bowl, I'm about to feel sick from this porn sent by some attention-seeking stranger. No porn, I'm a teenager, think of the bloody CHILDREN.

2. No trolling please, you're just looking to get pwn3d if I hammer you if you probably say, "u suk" or "u are ann absolut failk at lief". If not, but to get me in a rage, I'll just be sure to respond in a MATURE way. Another reason, I'll be away, fighting some butthurts with Trent, Yirby, Osaka (naganerd1) and Co., so leave a message after Episode 3 comes out.

3. You: sub me bak
Me: OK, how about this? You subscribe to me and I don't give it back to you, it's the fact you fail at life by asking for popularity, you know :3 In other words, no attention seeking like ijudgex360, no Sub4Sub 'cos I'll Ask4Pwn you and same goes for Box4Box 'cos it's a bloody scam.

4. You: do my request now
Me: Fraid not, I do the opposite if your whining becomes consistently butthurt.
You: U suk, biiiiiiiig time!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Just about sums you up right there :3 Keep asking me for the same request, which I either can/cannot do, you're really doing Ask4Pwn.

5. Remember to put the Trent out at night, Yirbyt inn speling calss, and say sayonara to Osaka when he goes back to Japan, back to the fish de-gutting company to work at a rate of £0.03/hour. If you fail this mission, then Vyvyan Basterd and Spud Gunn will come round to your house, and keep you up all night with their consistent ranting that will never cease.

6. Razer: Only if it didn't have so many reliability problems.

Applejack: Honest, but blond moments of a derp.

Plunderbirds: "Silence! How dare you! We're back and we're gonna stay!"

Rarity: A whining marshmallow.

Chaos 2: Series 3: Firestorm OOTA and won Series.
Series 4: Won again, but on a close judges decision to Pussycat.
Series 5: Lost to Bigger Brother. 'COS IT COULDN'T SELF RIGHT! *Cue facepalm*
Series 6: Been 'Series 3 Firestorm'd by Dantomkia
Extreme 2: Dead. See how Chaos 2 gets worse?

Pinkie Pie: Pink like Killertron (Series 1), mad like Wild Thing.

Matilda: The only female house robot, prone to being flipped.

And the list goes on for this rule. So if you don't agree, meet Mr. Burns. No, he's not the cruel Nuclear Power plant owner, it's my 9000 degrees Celsius torch cutter.
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For my Robot Wars AOD User Championship, there are no more spaces and soon the tournament shall begin! Keep watching my videos for any more updates.
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Checklist:
Finish the 2nd Mini Tourney []
Start the Champions Showdown []
Make a best of Robot Wars AOD/ED special []
Make User Championship []
Reach 50 friends [x]
Reach 100 Subscribers [x] Thank you ZomB1eK1LLeR, my 100th.
Do The Making of Robot Wars AOD/ED []
Reach 100,000 total views [x]
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Sgt. Bash's dinner list:
alexownsyuhrfacex3
JoshMarkeyIsBack (Account closed, though may be back as JoshMarkeyCEOP)
Members of the Anti-troll club (See JoshMarkeyIsBack)
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Gaming rig:
HP Envy 17 1050EA
Intel Core i7 720QM
ATI Mobility Radeon HD 5850 1GB
(Not sure about the make of RAM, maybe Hyundai Electronics according to CPU-Z) 4GB DDR3

My top 5 robots:
1. Mortis
2. Stinger
3. Behemoth
4. Plunderbird (All five)
5. X-terminator

My top 5 ponies:
1. Applejack
2. Rainbow Dash
3. Twilight Sparkle
4. Fluttershy
5. Pinkie Pie

My top 5 Robot Wars series:
1. Series 4 (Had some of the best robots such as Tornado, Mortis, Wheely Big Cheese and the like)
2. Series 7 (The stakes of damage were raised to parts coming off more often)
3. Series 2 (Had the events more often, though it wasn't much of a war if it was like that)
4. Extreme 1 (Better than Extreme 2 because it had 1/X rounds of an event per episode, except for the Annihilator)
5. Extreme 2 (Brought out some loved robots, but each episode got a bit boring with the entire event each episode, except for the Robot Rampage which involved different weight class competitions.