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roenned uploaded a new video
(2 weeks ago)
"this girl calls me b.o.b. because i'm nut-nut-nuttin' on you baby, nuttin' on you!"
me, JEWDAS, losing his pants? check. michael jackson ...
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"this girl calls me b.o.b. because i'm nut-nut-nuttin' on you baby, nuttin' on you!"
me, JEWDAS, losing his pants? check. michael jackson tributes? check. lap dances? check. these usually aren't the types of things on a checklist for a wrestling match but when three former members of the elite group grilled cheese mixed it up in a ménage à trois, you probably should expect anything. anything is but not limited towards electric chair chicken fight tests of strength, great pick-up lines, motorboats, shockers, a whole lot of backstabbing and even a cameo appearance by blu skadu.
so let's meet the three grilled cheese members, grilled cheese of course because they consisted of two white pieces of bread and a cheesy yellow asian center. firstly, in the half red and half blue pants is the loudmouth sebastian knight. secondly, in the bright orange ghast pants and slightly less brightly orange headband is JEWDAS. lastly, the only good guy of the three, g-money, complete with offspring entrance music proclaiming he's pretty fly for a white guy.
which one of these three scores the first fall in this triple threat match and the bragging rights to say that they were the best of grilled cheese? find out here in this quick little battle as grilled cheese explodes- g-money vs JEWDAS vs sebastian knight. somebody is going to get pink eye.
jewdas:
http://www.twitter.com/roenn
http://www.facebook.com/roennboney
http://www.myspace.com/roenn
sebastian knight:
http://www.facebook.com/people/Mark-A...
g-money:
http://www.facebook.com/people/Greg-P...
http://twitter.com/GregPedranti
ugwa:
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roenned uploaded a new video
(2 weeks ago)
"Jorge Parra just superkicked Blu Skadu!"
E-Rock has been pitted against the toughest of UGWA competition since his debut two months ago. ...
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"Jorge Parra just superkicked Blu Skadu!"
E-Rock has been pitted against the toughest of UGWA competition since his debut two months ago. He's had to endure two weeks of JEWDAS, a dangerous Sebastian Knight, a strike-laden Mike Marquez, and a crafty veteran in the Lizard. All of these outings have been losses. This time around, Blu Skadu's E-Rock is going against the current UGWA Heavyweight Champion Lockjaw in a non-title match.
Will E-Rock be able to pick up his first victory or will Lockjaw impress his new squeeze Gina Cochina with a violent victory? Find out here as E-Rock, with Blu Skadu, takes on Lockjaw with, Gina Cochina. And yes, there will be commentary.
vest/jeans: E-Rock
pp shirt/singlet: Lockjaw
punky blonde: Blu Skadu
latina girl: Gina Cochina
referee: JD Raider
cameramentator: Roenn "JEWDAS'" Boney
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roenned uploaded a new video
(1 month ago)
in honor of ugwa's upcoming july 25th event boasting two bikini jello matches, i have taken it upon myself to upload to youtube what i believe to b...
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in honor of ugwa's upcoming july 25th event boasting two bikini jello matches, i have taken it upon myself to upload to youtube what i believe to be the first women's match in ugwa's history. credit goes to dan mew for the footage, hopefully he'll leave myspace video because that place is mad slow.
anyway, everyone's favourite highlight of the night groupie and legendary fluffer, blu skadu, made her wrestling debut against twf icon downtown whitley brown in a showdown that all in attendance wanted to witness. haha. i'm kidding, blu isn't a fluffer, JEWDAS told me to put that down and call her "what's her nuts." will the spunky upstart blu skadu take out the frowny downtown whitley brown or will the hard hitting whitley have a successful debut in the ugwa in the way that none of her fellow twf compatriots have been able to do thus far? check it out here as downtown whitley brown takes on blu skadu in this thrilling 2009 contest.
oh and i REALLY should put this in here somewhere- unfortunately, neither whitley brown or what's her nuts are going to be in the upcoming bikini jello matches. ugwa head boss slash though has informed me that the girls will be "super hot chicks." enjoy.
pink tank top: blu skadu
prison stripe tank top/lockjaw tattoo: downtown whitley brown
referee: flawless kid
fast and furious stuntman: flawless kid
guy getting ugwa a new canvas: flawless kid
camera/commentary: justin announcer
one of two fans with an umbrella: roenn jewdas boney
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roenned uploaded a new video
(1 month ago)
"I'm sorry, I don't speak tramp."
I'll just be straight up with you, I don't particularly enjoy this match. It was building really well an...
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"I'm sorry, I don't speak tramp."
I'll just be straight up with you, I don't particularly enjoy this match. It was building really well and then a mistake happens and it just falls apart. There are still some nice gems in it but yeah, I'll probably have a cover up video from my vault quickly, later. I guess we can have fun with it by having you try and find the mistake. Heh.
Anyway, opening round of the tag tournament. JEWDAS has teamed up with his former stablemate Sebastian Knight to form the well lubed machine known as the Hymen Crackers in an effort to win JEWDAS' first tag titles. Their opposition is Blu Skadu's right hand man E-Rock and the random partner he got mixed up with, Monkey Spank. Can the Amazing Raving Jewish Asian win his first set of tag titles alongside a partner who is just as smarmy and snarky as himself? Will the new team of E-Rock and Monkey Spank, both in their second match under the UGWA banner, make the semi-finals in a tag tournament that boasts two former championship teams? Find out here in this quarterfinal contest as the Hymen Crackers of JEWDAS and Knight take on E-Rock and Monkey Spank. Enjoy... or at least try to. Haha.
orange pants: JEWDAS
red/blue pants: Sebastian Knight
blue jeans: E-Rock
monkey outfit: Monkey Spank
referee: Jorge Parra
cameraman: Maverick... or Hollywood (i get them mixed up!)
Special thanks to Tommy Treznik whose awesome Bus Driver move bred the very unawesome move, the Eiffel Tower. You should check out his stuff as he's definitely quality. http://www.youtube.com/user/tommytydie
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