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I'm a retarded candy-lovin song writer, and proud of it!
~LeiGrl LolliPop~
Songs i made-
♥♥Sugar Lumps♥♥
♥♥Chocolate Rain♥♥
♥♥Llama Drama♥♥
♥♥Poppin Fireworks♥♥
♥♥Wonders Of Ice Cream♥♥
♥♥Candy Heaven♥♥
♥♥I Wanna Have Your Sweets♥♥

▀▄When I look at huge, fluffy clouds, I think of
MASHED POTATOES▀▄

▀▄One of my friends eats paper.....who knew?
She also thinks shes a llama, considering that we ♥ llamas.

▀▄I made up 20 random name-calling insults to my best (daycare camp) friend....so did she...everything else went falling apart and over up since then XD

I'm RUSSIAN-AMERICAN and proud of it!
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Name: Stacie
Age: 13
Hair: Dark Brown, long, curled
Eyes: Dark Brown
Gender: Girl ♀
Orientation: Straight
Height: 5'5
Color: Midnight Blue
Zodiac: Cancer

♥A lot of people think I'm psycho, dark AND want to hurt you but want to love you more, and at other times I'm so bubbly at a random moment (omfg, did i just say that?)
But I try to get along with people who irritate me, and umm...makes me mad that I just wanna chase 'em...
.....uhh.....whats my point?....
I was lost in the moment i had to get chocolate off my fingers...stupid dark chocolate melting X(
So LETS ALL DRAW WHAT WE THINK HOW OUR SQUISHY PIECES OF HEAD FLESH WORK!♥


♥DON'T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS, AND DON'T PET THE SWEATY THINGS!♥

CRACKER JACKS ROOL! Can they beat chocolate popcorn?
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CANDY HEAVEN
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*I DON'T CARE IF FRENCH IS SEXIER! Spanish is more
useful!
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『P A I R I N G PEACE PLEDGE♥ 』
"I am a proud member of the Pairing Peace movement! I am more than happy to accept any pairing, and do not discriminate based on somebody else's pairing preferences. If you feel the same way, and think that all the pairing wars oughta just STOP, paste this in your profile."


You might be crazy/whacko/redneck? if:

*You dry your underwear in a microwave

*Make up your Social Security Number

*Your favorite poem is from a restroom wall

*Your wedding cake was a pile of twinkies and cool whip

*Your hygiene isn't good enough to enter a water park

*One of the guys at your wedding reception had a shirt on

*Your one phone call from jail is to someone in another jail

*You think Microsoft Word means whispering

*You think kung pao chicken is a martial arts movie

*You've ever lost a bet about Cap' n Crunch being a real person

*You've ever bought lingerie at a yard sale

*Your dog's bed is a pile of dirty clothes

*You use up all your monthly cell minutes by the 3rd day

*You list-tick removal, as a skill on your resume'

*You owe more to Blockbuster than you do on your house

*You celebrate your divorce with fireworks : O

*You try to make at least 1 crank call a day

*Birds don't sing on your property

*Everyone who visits your home asks when it'll be finished

*Your favorite restaurant is 7-Eleven

*The only book in your home is propping up the sofa

*The morning after your last party you woke up in a bathtub

*You had to hitchhike on your honeymoon

*You've offered your Sams Club card as ID

*You use a piece of bread as a napkin

*Your cigarette lighter is your stove

*You move to another state so you can buy beer on Sundays

*You wrapped a Christmas present with aluminum foil

*Every word you said on TV was bleeped out

*You fish coins out of public fountains!!!

*Any of your fantasies involve Wal-Mart

*You've sprinted across the baseball field, naked

*Your neighbors call 911 everytime you use the bar-b-q grill

*You have more tattoos than teeth

*You used a bathtub as a punch bowl

*You brought road kill to show-and-tell

*Everyone gets out of the public pool when you get in

*You've shooed dogs off your yard with bottle rockets

*You've ever purchased underwear, and wore it out of the store

*You've smuggled food out of an all-you-can-eat buffet

*You bring your dog to work :3

*You've ever picked your teeth with a menu

*Your underwear is older than your wife

*You own eleven dogs but no leashes

*You get lost in your garage

*You spring clean your home, and discover a 2nd bathroom

*Your friends leave if you have no beer

*You still use your dead uncle's handicapped parking sticker

*Your medical plan is to not get sick

*Your diet plan consists of light beer

*You started a fight at a yard sale

*The closest you came to royalty was eating at Burger King

*You're smoking in your driver's license photo ALL FROM MY CALENDER ;D

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