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THE 1ST BABY!!! COMIC DEADPOOL'S ORIGINAL PROFILE ®

Wade Wilson™(Iamdeadpool2) is © Right by law.
© MARVEL/FOX, X-men Origins: Wolverine●Ryan Reynolds●Marvel● 1993-
Copyright (C) 2009 MARVEL CO., LTD. All Rights Reserved.

**DISCLAIMER**
If you god-mod then you ARE BLOCKED!!!!!!! I shalt not waste non time with no-talent HACKS!


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Yeah my name is Wade Wilson, but if you like did me a BIG favor THEN you get to call me that! My story is kinda...personal, so I'll be skipping to the good stuff. I was your regular merc, living off pay check to pay check till one day...I was assigned for a job. And I got cancer! Well back then I was a chump who's heart fell for a girl. And well I had to choose, Break her heart with my cancer crap, or just leave her. I believe I did the right thing. So I spent days on days searching for a answer, and I found it! Department H, your typical mad scientist club, offered me a cure if I was there assassin. I did my part. And they did theres by giving me a experimental healing factor from one of there other soldier! But the damn thing backfired and left me scarred. I was considered a failure and they tossed me in the rejects pile. Where basicaly you'd be experimented on. For fun and to get us even more depresed, the guards played the Dead-pool , ya know, bet on which prisioner dies next?To there dismay I kept living! Eventualy I was able to piss of the big cheese enough he lost his anger out on me and I was able to make a break for it! I donned the name Deadpool and started my life as a cleaner of the gene pool, or a Merc with a mouth.
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Equipment:
I like to travel very lightly, so a high powered automatic rifle does the trick! Of course to compliment the dish I have my handy dandy katanas! Which I use to cut my pizza of course. I have what I buy. What I buy usualy gets destroyed in a day. Thats buisness for ya!
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MY FAVORITE (Epic) COMMENTS TO OTHERS!!!!
1.
*Looks into the camera and pulls out a comic book, takes out a sharpie and writes something, shows it and it says: "FUCK"*

-Disturbedfan980

2.
-Hmm...who has my number said the merc to the nobody. *Picks it up* Not interested.

-Gang Boss

3.
Oh my god its a bird! Its a plane! (Its a frog!) A frog?

-ThedogrpX, Underdog

4.
*Puts hand in the way like Neo in Matrix to stop the bullet...it goes through my hand and through my nose* ...Epic fail

-HiddendragonIPV

5.
Well you can try. But I dont taste artificial.

Voice 1- Or was it you DO taste artificial?
Voice2- Yeah you only have part 1

Wait...*Raises eyebrow* Theres something different about this comment...

-Innervenom123

6.
*Bends knees slightly and moves head back, responds by left hooking you* I love sparring matches! But nobody likes doing them with me cause I end up killing them by accident! Not my fault! They were hurting me.

-Hannibal King

7.
NEVER!!! *In Brookland 1950's accent* YOU DO AS I SAY SEE? OR THE HOSTAGES GET IT!
Voice 1- What hostages?
Damn....

-Innervee again!

8.
You honest to god think thats going to do anything? Trust me baby. Im like bad mexican food. I ALWAYS come back.

-Missbatgirlsomething

9.
I'll add that to my PDA. Where's the free doughnuts I was promised!?!?
Voice 1- No no. You INSISTED there'd be free doughnuts.

-AssassinationGame

10.
Huh. I lost you after "Society" then I thought about dragons with afro's.
-To putonasmileyface93

11.
OOH WELL THAT SURE LOOKS IMPORTANT!!! And in a "Boy finds out finally what mammaries are" kinda way
-To Putonasmileyface93




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