Hello my name is Jimmy Pop and I'm a dumb white guy. I'm not old or new but middle school fifth grade like junior high. I don't know mofo if y'all peeps be buggin' givin' props to my ho 'cause she fly. But I can take the heat 'cause I'm the other white meat known as Kid Funky Fried. Yeah I'm hung like planet Pluto hard to see with the naked eye. But if I crashed into Uranus I would stick it where the sun don't shine. 'Cause I'm kind of like Han Solo always strokin' my own Wookiee. I'm the root of all that's evil yeah but you can call me Cookie. Yo this hardcore ghetto gangster image takes a lot of practice. I'm not black like Barry White no I am white like Frank Black is. So if man is five and the Devil is six than that must make me seven. This honky's gone to heaven but if I go to hell well then I HOPE I BURN WELL.

Thanks for all the messages.
(I do read them y'know)