TheRedBandanas

from the album Everytime you ring the doorbell she giggles

Literally This Song is Full of Pokemon Metaphors Lyrics:

You karate chopped my heart like a Machoke
Then I was as sad as a slowpoke
Wallowed in my anger like a bitter Jigglypuff
Too bad kicking a guy when hes down like a Hitmonlee
Doesn't make you tough to me (to me)

Cause I cried 150 tears when I got dumped
Enough to create a Blastoise's hydropump
Since the day I left Pallet Town
Ive got nothing to do but frown
Ergo, these Pokemon will be here when you're not

You were rare just like a Zapados
Now I wanna flamethrower you into toast
Got me hard like an Ex-egg-cutor
But decided to run like a whore
Never played with my master balls
Now I'm left like an Onix (real hard)

Cause I cried 150 tears when I got dumped
Enough to create a Blastoise's hydropump
Since the day I left Pallet Town
Ive got nothing to do but frown
Ergo, these Pokemon will be here when you're not

Matt still thinks that Kirby's a Pokemon
I wanna hide in your pouch like a Khangskahn
Your wrath was unleashed like a Gyrados
I'm still obsessed with you the most

Cause I cried 150 tears when I got dumped
Enough to create a Blastoise's hydropump
Since the day I left Pallet Town
Ive got nothing to do but frown
Ergo, these Pokemon will be here when you're not

Whenever you took a shower I wanted to Pikachu
And your string shot entangled my heart like glu
So whether it's bad weather or you use sunny day
It's not my fault that you happen to be gay. (be gay)

Cause I cried 150 tears when I got dumped
Enough to create a Blastoise's hydropump
Since the day I left Pallet Town
Ive got nothing to do but frown
Ergo, these Pokemon will be here when you're not

Cause I cried 150 tears when I got dumped
Enough to create a Blastoise's hydropump
Since the day I left Pallet Town
Ive got nothing to do but frown
Ergo, these Pokemon will be here when you're not

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