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I intend to be the pixelated bald head that pops out of the green tube in Mario Brothers one, so that someone can stomp their foot on my noggin as they pass by. Whether it be Luigi or the princess doesn't matter. I am not Mario, I am the new hero in Mario Bros one that comes out of the tube looking with dark eye pitch. You may call the green tubes also vases or flower pots, but I prefer to call them tubes because my head is so cute that it looks like I popped out of a rotten moldy green test tube that went wrong when someone jizzed into it. The green tube did contain a smelly fertile egg similar to the shape of my head. My bald noggin is so atrocious that people wish my face to be kicked and stomped on constantly, hence the reason for myself being added to Mario Bros one so that people can control their pleasures with the A and B button. However I am not the enemy in mario bros one, I am the main hero character that pops out of the tubes, saves the day, looks and stares perverted. The point of the game is to have my creepy head come out and poke as many objects as possible, including people, forcing them to kick and bash my face in when they see it. In case you were wondering, yes, the test tubes were laying in dirty slimy filthy ditches when the spontaneous head birth happened. What the point is of this paragraph of useless incomprehensible nonsense regarding Mario Bros one and the new ugly head character addition is beyond me. When they said I came from the school of hard knocks, they meant literally knocks on my hollow head.