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Mandatory Fun - USMC (original song)
Lyrics:
When I first signed my paper work
a guy checked to see if my anus hurt
I said hey there Mister, whatchya doin' there
He said "don't you worry just one bit
I just need to see if this size will fit
Does this one here feel comfortable?
Well let's take this size up seven more
gonna let you have it to the hilt,
make sure you tell us how it feels
If you got a problem that's too bad"
We're in green on green
it's ten degrees
I can't feel my extremities
also there's a J-O-B this week
:::Chorus:::
My recruiter promised me
once you hit the fleet
that life is pretty sweet
but all I do is clean
In my company
there ain't no life for me
I wasn't gonna go to the run
but guess what?
It was mandatory fun
It was mandatory fun
It was mandatory fun
It was mandatory fun
It was mandatory fun
Got P.T. zero five thirty
probably gonna last a bit
so ain't no chow today for me
'cause at zero seven there's a brief
Had the same one a month ago,
but somebody lost the roster
and I almost fell asleep in class,
thank god I brought a Monster
When Marines get bored
they draw dicks on everything
since I first joined this shooting club
I've seen more dicks than porno-hub
What time will they let us go?
Well that's an easy question
They let us go at twelve o'clock,
but it's at platoon discresion
:::Chorus:::
My recruiter promised me
that once you hit the fleet
life is pretty sweet,
but all I do is clean
In my company
there ain't no life for me
I wasn't gonna go to the run
but guess what?
Huh?
It was mandatory fun
It was mandatory fun
It was mandatory fun
It was mandatory fun
It was mandatory fun -
Navy Harlem Shake MCM Crew Dominant
Our turn for a Harlem Shake video -
Harlem Shake (original army edition)
COPYRIGHT© Shout out to Baauer - Harlem Shake.
THIS IS THE ORIGINAL NORWEGIAN ARMY SHAKE!
Harlem shake. Army style.
Awesome Gif: http://zwierzodudle.tumblr.com/post/43178933752/slightly-...
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Hooly Crap. The views just keeps going..
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The Fraternization Song - Navy Humor
This is just something I wrote once bored on a boat in the middle eas
So what if your'e an O-2 and I'm an E-3?
Does that mean we can't be involved romantically?
They say age is just a number, well rank is just a number too.
(with a letter in front of it)
It's an ongoing problem, and a constant debate
does that really mean we can't go up to the O-8
and steal a couple kisses where the cameras cannot see?
I've gotta' salute you, but that makes me hot,
I like a woman in power, a woman on top.
(of the chain of command)
And I know Captain's Mast may find me soon
but I've got the keys to a nice fan room
and we can -
Fraternize all night long,
how can something feel so right but be so wrong?
And, baby, you're commissioned but I'm on a mission for love.
Listen close I sing my song,
Cause' you know calling you "ma'am" just turns me on
and your friends may snicker but I don't care if your sticker is blue.
I'm gonna love you.
With the waves as our witness, at night we roam creepin'
but it's okay, baby, cause' the deck watch is sleeping.
just close your eyes and I'll take you to paradise.
If the boat is a rocking, don't come a knocking,
cause' darlin' i ain't even had my first frocking
But all rank aside, I've got plans for you and I.
Berthing is full, we'll use your stateroom instead.
Cause you know I love it when you give me he-- hugs.
Bridge:
Give me the rhythm and it'll be off with your clothes
cause' this is the only thing to do on this boat.
Beware here comes the UCMJ, and it's bringin' an article 134 our way.
We'll use the motion of the ocean to lose some promotions
but it sure beats laying in the rack utilizing the lotion