Influences: 1. I like funny people and funny penguins. 2. My buddies igloos are great in my videos! 3. The Club Penguin locals help me a little in my videos. 4. Music.

Hi.
Did you know? I like pie.

¸.•*♡Jesus Rocks♡*•.¸

Hurray! I'm not getting braces for another year! I still got 7 baby teeth! :D

I am really 12 years old! It's so fun lying to websites!

Alot of you probably don't like habbo hotel.
Well, I do, so don't hate me just
because I use habbo hotel.

I'm so coolio!

I'm so fly, birds worship me.

I'm so risky, I sit at the edge of the bed.


Questions I ask tommy3340 every day
1.If a cow laughs hard enough, does milk come out its nose?
2.Why is the word abbreviated so LONG?
3.When rush hour comes, how come its so slow?
4.Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
5.Doesn't "expect the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
6.Do coffins have lifetime guarentees?
7.Can you get cornered in a round room?
8.If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
9.Should vegitarians eat animal crackers?
10.Why is there an experation date on our sour cream?
11.Do Lipton employments take coffee breaks?
12.If its 0 degrees outside, and the temperature is going to double tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
13. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

14. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

15. What happens if your scared to death twice?

16. If you get shot in the head, and go to heaven, do you live in heaven the rest of your life with a bullet in your head?

17. can you cry under water?

18. If practice makes perfect and there is no such thing as perfect, then why practice?

19. The more you study the more you know. The more you know the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know... So why study?

20. Why do they serve a round pizza in a square box?

21. If superman was so smart, why wear his underpants on the outside?

22. Why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways?

23. If dreams were meant to be sweet, then wouldn't we all be fat?

Gwen Stefanni taught me how to spell "BANANAS!"
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe hehe.... no, not really, I learned from the hobo down the street... nice hobo, really....

I think school is great! If I were on crack.

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him?"☺

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I'm a ninja!
I can jump from house to house...
and get my friends...
FREE CABLE!!!
KICK ASS!!!

When life gives you lemons,
THROW 'EM BACK AND DEMAND LIMES!!!
♥Limes

When life gives you more lemons,
JUST SHUT UP AND EAT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!

It's a beautiful day!!! =D
Now go watch some asshole fuck it up! >:(

I run with scissors 'cause it makes me feel dangerous!

I'm so gangster, I'm armed with a squirt gun!

I'm a nerd..... AND THAT'S PIMP!

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