Here is my incredibly outdated Super Mario World rom hack.
I'm just leaving up the link because some idiot might want to play it. Seriously, this hack sucks. If you want my newest hack, PM me. I will answer.
Hi, I'm GreenTL. I'm sure you don't care, and also that you are not reading this message.
Well that doesn't work, I KNOW you're reading this message because you're obtaining the message I'm relaying, and probably only because you glanced at it and want to read the whole thing. I know, I'm amazing. Now give me 10 bucks for reading your mind.
Cheese balls in the washing dryer machine inside a Mayan temple full of yogurt delicious MMMMM pencils full of empty lightbulbs with black holes killing the socks the caterpillars are trying to stop the deers from destroying the world with napkins which started world war 2 by doing the cha cha and making the super happy fun time laser of fricken doom to kill the monsters known as the blarphs which will kill the magic pencils from drawing cupcakes with cherries on the bottom of the vase made by kicking the tissue guarding the 1955 Almanac which will be used to destroy the triangle from battling the sword made of helium which started the Amazing War of Australian stereotypes where Gumbi went against a pond in a fight to the death.