About this user
Conservative Health Network (CHN) is a US based advocacy organization working in cooperation with American industry to develop strategic health policy initiatives that serve pro-growth private enterprise.
We aim to incentivize Conservatives to willfully comply with corporate sponsored health science. CHN provides programing that serves to relax the overall quality of life for this targeted demographic.
The experts who appear on this channel receive funding from major corporations, and in turn serve a dual function by encouraging business friendly lifestyle habits that enhance the profit margins of large US food and pharmaceutical companies respectively.
In keeping with our policy to expand the free market to include humans, we intend to commodify the Conservative populace for the purpose of energizing the US economy. This is a necessary measure to ensure continued growth in 2011. The medical services sector is heavily reliant on a steady stream of bewildered consumers who generate substantial amounts of income by way of poor lifestyle choices, and sustained dependency on pharmaceutical products. Industry insiders consider this to be the favorable consequences of a unhealthy population.
The CHN plays a integral role in promoting the unregulated freedom of American Conservatives to dramatically increase consumption of the following products, and chemicals which are Generally Recognized As Safe (GRAS) by industry authorities:
Monosodium Glutamate
High-Fructose Corn Syrup
Fluoridated Tap and Bottled Water
Genetically Modified Produce
Conventionally Grown Produce
Irradiated Meat & Produce
Lab Grown Meat
Highly Processed Food
Vaccines
Cell Phones
Pharmaceutical Drugs
Aspartame/Splenda
Cleaning Solvents
Pesticides
Herbicides
Mercury
Aluminum
Chlorine
Tobacco
Age
64
Country
United States
