Tights and Fights
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CaptainEuchre
Style: Clown
Joined: October 26, 2007
Last Login: 1 hour ago
Videos Watched: 191
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I was a mild mannered World Euchre Champion, until my partner was killed by mobsters looking to fix the 1997 World Series of Euchre. I was saved only after my Euchre card deck was accidentally hit by cosmic rays from space, giving the deck incredible powers.

Now, I fight injustice using this cosmic Euchre deck alongside my teammates on Ronin Force, of which I was a founding member.

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Please SUBSCRIBE to my channel, I've got lots of superhero related stuff to talk about. Oh and especially SUBSCRIBE if your love the game Euchre...we need to band together. And don't be afraid to comment on my vids either, I need lots of advice.

Thanks for checking out my channel!!

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Big News

DynaGal and I are back on!! And have a big date tonight.

Any luck I'll get laid for the second time in as many months.
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Influences:

Well...lets see. I've always felt a strange attraction to Superman...but then he wouldn't return my phone calls, so I egged his car.

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So there are 3 things I hate and can't stand even for a minute:

1) Major Faultline
2) People who don't like my name!
3) People who want to borrow my cards to play poker. Its a 24 card Euchre Deck...You Can't Play POKER with it!!

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Current Romantic Interest:

Well I've got this thing for Dyna-gal...but I kinda fucked it up (see Ep.6).

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Current Personal Battle:

This is a tough one, its either my Arch Nemesis (see Ep.13) or my own sexual urges (see Ep.14).

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Possible Identities for the Arc Welder!

- The Plumber(Ep.19;no longer suspect, Ep.21)
- Leopard Woman (see Ep.14)
- Major FaultLine (see Ep.14)
- Global Warming(see Ep.2)
- Indian Summer(see Ep.2)
- Celebrity Skin(see Ep.2)
- Space Ghost
- MMask
- The Gremlin
- GoldenTusk

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City: Toronto
Hometown: Toronto
Country: Canada
Website: http://www.tightsandfights.com
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Captain Euchre 24 Videos
This is my video blog.
Captain Euchre faces his arch nemesis for the first time and looses.
In these episodes Captain Euchre spirals out of control into the depths of his own apartment...almost loosing all hope, not to mention all his money. He wishes for the days when getting laid was his biggest problem.
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Episode 23 - 6 Hours Later
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Episode 22 - Elite Beet Haxor
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Episode21 - Being Crazy Means Never Having to Say, ...
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Episode 20 - Captain Euchre Vs. The Plumber Minion
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Episode 18 - Lock Down
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Episode 17 - Is This an Emergency?
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Episode 15 - The Arc Welder Strikes! Part I
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Episode 14 - Stretchy Pants and other Misfortunes
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Episode 1 - Overnight Ratings
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Episode 24 - Date Nite
December 14, 2007, 12:12 PM
The phone call the Captain's been praying for. Because tonight's the night, tonight!

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Episode 23 - 6 Hours Later
December 10, 2007, 08:53 PM
The wait is over. In the most shocking episode ever, the true identity of Trojan Borscht is revealed. (Pretty shocking, eh?)

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greyk2 | December 14, 2007
thanks for joining the force captain!
pfsGR | December 13, 2007
i invite you to be my friend and i subscribed on you plz subscribe back if you like
rffjbanner | December 12, 2007
DO YOU SUPPORT THE RIGHTS OF A CHILD ?.
Aleu309 | December 11, 2007
Hi, how are u?

~Azula~
Stinky1two | December 11, 2007
I can't go on. Just the thought of captain Euchre "Folding" causes me such grief and despair. I'm leaving YouTube For-Ever.

good Bye, my Hero. As a last gesture I will reveal the secret identity of mr X1...
SlipKnot918273645 | December 11, 2007
wanna join my group??
"slipknot918273645"
thx!!!!
=)
TheAfterShow23 | December 10, 2007
LOVED YOU VIDEOS

sub for sub?
tinglingtoes4 | December 09, 2007
cuz ur just supposed to!
tinglingtoes4 | December 09, 2007
well u were supposed to just repost it silly
Stinky1two | December 09, 2007
"Toronto's darkest hour", exclaims Mayor David Miller of the City of Toronto. "Please, everyone remain calm" as Mayor tries to prevent chaos in the streets.

"We need you Captain Eucere, you're out only hope".

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