Avid hunter and wolf hater, as is my wife! People to mess with. Birds5812. Birds is a W.W.F. wannabe. He pisses his pants if another kid gets in his face. His mom stays at the railroad depot all day, doing sexual favors for bums until his dad gets off work. At his dads workplace they call his dad Shitty Pants. His dad has as big of problem with his bowels as Birds5812 has with his bladder. Their house smells like shit, piss, and dried up bum spunk. Birds5812 is a crybaby from hell that has spent most of his life shoved in a locker at school and has more tardy slips on record than any other kid in the whole U.S.A.