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About Me:
FAQ: Am I a winner?
Yes I have been declared a winner by no less than 1,346 independent websites so suck that.
Do beautiful women want me?
No doubt about it. I am propositioned by beautiful women every time I connect to the internet. Some have just broken up with they're boyfriends others are bored but they never fail to find me.
What build am I?
I'm totally ripped and it only took four weeks with one easy secret.
What kind of women?
Models but in the last year it has been mostly Russians.
Do you travel?
I have been all over Europe and presumably because of my greatness I have been offered a green card to enter the U.S.A. and a visa to Australia.
What else can you do?
I can see through womens clothing, track any mobile phone, I can an enter a blissful meditation instantly.
How can we verify these claims?
Well if your'e a skeptic you can always ask my many alien friends and the spirits I channel from distant dimensions.
Do you fear anything?
I fear no man but those Russian women have been so aggressive with there messaging I would consider them them a worthy adversary.
Can you satisfy these women?
Yes my penis grows four inches every month thanks to Ron Jeremy.
Do you play poker?
No, that guys weird who says "fancy a quick game of poker" I'd rather shoot I-phones. Despite this they have given me a 320% bonus. Must be my greatness.
Human verification?
I am Uberman and you just want me to look at your ads.
How many balls are bouncing?
The trick is to realize there are no balls.
Hobbies:
Drinking, sketching and exploring the internet
Country:
Ireland
Occupation:
wanker
Schools:
The Tech Newcastle west
Interests:
science music art
Movies:
sci-fi
Music:
everything
Books:
factual
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OgreVI
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I didn't know I had, but I'm glad, and you're welcome.
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