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yep it floats, good job! everyone take five

ah yes the both-sides-of-the-road-ambush, just like they teach in infantry school. this technique ensures that if your fire misses the enemy, you will hit your guys on the other side, so no ammunition is wasted. nice to see a movie take this kind of a realistic approach to small unit tactics, add...

so your problem is not "jews" but "rich people"

dunno why youd bother sending a squad of navy seals in addition to bruce fucking willis, just give the dude a wifebeater and youre set.

"an axe-ident" LOL

As Marx said, "Das Sein bestimmt das Bewusstsein". Apart from that I got nothing on this.

there is no such thing, as anyone who has watched or read or listened to any type of media on war going back to the fricking iliad knows.

Heyyy, let's freak everybody the fuck out to prepare public opinion for our preventive strike so we get to continue to be the only guys with nukes in our region. If you got nukes the other guy is gonna try to get nukes too, tough shit.

congratulations, its 128tuplets

this song just fucking killed me. i am now dead.

holy shit. i really have no idea why santorum and romney are even still bothering at this point.

this is some lovecraft level shit

oh hell yeah, nazis are pretty cool... wait what?

argh my head

they really should start putting ejection seats on their shit

well if theyre reasonable people they wont get mad at either. i mean i hold open doors for dudes as well, its a courtesy thing. if you somehow managed to make it look like salvo in your personal crusade against basic human rights i guess a reasonable feminist would be annoyed at you holding the d...

back in the day theyd be starting wars over this lady and i sure cant blame them

you gotta be some special kind of bored to decide to resort to this for entertainment

its like the acting special olympics, only you just know that he isnt acting at all.

yeah that guy on the left is digging it. at first it looks like he just got ptsd, but then that smile creeps into his face and you know whats up.

well this is fucked up

why they let the grunts back into the country when their tours / the war are/is up i have no idea. seems like it would be the best for everyone to just kick them out of the FOB and not let them back in. nastyass mothers.

i fucking hate choppers. fucking things are just waiting for an excuse to crash and kill you, and as far as theyre concerned any excuse will do.

yeah i know about that. serbs are cool with me. funny song!

so waitaminute, a titty is out of the question but this is somehow okay?? because HOLY SHIT that was fucking vile

omg emperor "ottoheinz" BWAHAHAHA

this shit is awesome

in the grim darkness of the far future all the dudes look a bit like ladies

the experienced axefighter will always go for the testicles. BAM, right in the sac

welp i know what im not trying

MY TAX DOLLARS

welp, michail kalashnikov's job is now redundant. maybe he can retrain to roofing. or fletcher i guess.

oh yes, it indeed was bollocks. wouldve worked if only theydve had nukes though. mutually assured destruction - nothing can go wrong with that!

this is a very cool video. lets hope that european borders are done changing now and we can have lasting peace. greetings from germany, neighbors!

oh god oh god dont make me choose these two may be my all-time favourite fighters. these and the viper.