Sailor of doomed ships...

Guy/Marian
Sam/Harrison
Irene/Bossiney
Arthur/Morgana
Elizabeth/Jack
Lily/Snape
The Doctor/Reinette
Mick/Beth
Octavia/Agrippa
Brandon/Eleanor
and sometimes even Fanny/Henry

Main you tube obsessions...

- ROBIN HOOD -


"Give her a message from me. Tell her; it's good to dream"

BRING BACK ZE COUNT!!

"After all, you were the one who professed to love me"
I thought I knew you"
"But this is me, this is who I am. The night watchman, everything. You say you love me and you don't even know me"
I have defened you against the sheriff countless times; more than you know"
"And I deceived the sheriff to help people and in so doing I had to deceive you. I'm sorry for that. But is it such a crime to follow my heart?"
"What? The way I followed mine. And always to your door"

Marian//Guy - made for each other. Well, except the whole stabbing (*stabbity* to use the correct term :)) her in the stomach and killing her thing but that was just a one off. Well except that time he stabbed her in the side and she nearly died. But hey, no-one is perfect!

"Everytime you go out you get arrested or stabbed or betrothed"!!!!

I love you, you love me, we all love each other. Drink the wine!

"Where's Will and Djaq?"
"They said they've gone to get some honey"
"They'll be back soon"
"But why does it need two of them? Honey is one of those things"
"What things?"
"What do you call it when you use a sweet innocent word but what you really mean is something else?"
"A lie?"
"No"
"A euphemism?"
"Euphemism! Exactly! Yes, there is a bit too much honey going on here if you ask me. Will and Djaq nipping off together, you two going for long walks in the forest."
"He's jealous."
"What happened to fighting for justice and rebelling against the sheriff? We should be sticking together not splitting off into couples. To be perfectly honest; I don't fancy mine much! Anyway. While you two have been off galavanting we've had to err..."
" We haven't been galavanting!"
"I know what you've been up to"
"We've been burying a corpse in the forest"
"Is that a euphemism?"

- FORSYTE SAGA -

"Wars have been fought over less"
Less than the hand of a woman?"
No, keep up. It was a sunken bath tub that did it"
No, it was Bossiney's marble flower urn. Among other things"
"It was a woman!"
"A marble woman?"
"No, Irene Forsyte"

"I don't think Soames Forsyte cares for you except as a possession"
"I'm not thinking about Soames Forsyte"

- DR WHO -

What's a horse doing on a spaceship?
Mickey, what's pre-Revolutionary France doing on a spaceship? Get a little perspective!

You shot him; with a water pistol? I bloody love you!

The thrill is in the chase. Never in the capture

You're not keeping the horse
I let you keep Mickey!

That there comes a time, Timelord, when every lonely little boy must learn how to dance!

But the world doesn't end in 1599, it just doesn't. I'm living proof
Time isn't like that. How to explain... Back to the Future! It's like back to the future!
What the film?
No the novelisation! Yes the film!

It doesn't do wood!?!?

- MANSFIELD PARK -

Mrs Norris' husband had died which does not seem to have inconvenienced her a great deal. Consequently she has moved into Mansfield Proper where life is decidedly less expensive for her. What joy is mine.

Perfect! You dance like an angel Fanny price.
One does not dance like an angel alone Mr Crawford
What? A compliment? Let the heavens rejoice; she complimented me!
I complemented your dancing Mr Crawford. Keep your wig on!

- DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES -

Every time we went out for pizza you could have said, "Hey, I once killed a man."

You'd settle for that? A life filled with repression and denial?
And Dinner Parties. Don't forget the Dinner Parties

Do me a favour Rex. Please don't mistake my anal retentiveness for actual affection.

We're shallow people. Can our life have any meaning if all we do is buy stuff
That depends on what we buy

I create the distraction, you blend in and find Zach.
How am I supposed to blend in with a bunch of messed up teenagers?
I don't know Julie, you pretend to be bulimic, gag a little. Come on, work with me here.
Mum, when this is over we need to talk about your parenting skills.

You're not willing to get a divorce, but you're willing to have an affair?
I said I was Catholic, not a fanatic

So you agreed to marry him just to be polite?
Well, obviously theres a down side to having good manners.

Money can't buy happiness
Well, sure it can. That's just a lie we tell poor people to keep 'em from rioting

Are you going to kill me?
What? With this balloon!?

I can't believe it. There's a murderer living on our street and there's nothing we can do about it just because you're a convicted felon and I burnt down that stupid house.

Background: Not sure sorry but some genius from the AA so Thank You!