Yes I am fucked up I know. And so are you, but you may or may not know.
What I will talk about on my channel:
Women, work, life experiences, school, animals, my penis, money, rules of life, how bullshit religion is, politics, trolling, retarded people, racism, down syndrome, dildos, prostitutes, cars, trollin on 20s, youtube people, the color magenta, LA, gangs, faggots, wetbacks, crackers, niggas, kikes, towelheads, gooks, all other races including my own, drugs, alcohol, music, black tea, cunts, munchies, marijuana legalization, medical marijuana, milfs, porn, relationships, hatred, and Abraham Lincoln and his asian mistresses. NO I'm not racist lawl.
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Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic.
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I'm the greatest thing since World War 3
ALSO, THE ONLY TIMES I BLOCK IS IF YOU BLOCK ME FIRST. BUT I NEVER BLOCK SOMEONE FOR ANY REASON AT ALL (besides me getting blocked first of course and if you spam some bullshit, then fuck you nagger you is gettn the blocked!).
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I DONT CARE IF YOURE BLACK, BROWN, YELLOW, WHITE... BECAUSE INSIDE WE ARE ALL THE SAME. NOW LET ME VERIFY THIS WITH MY PENIS
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You laugh cause I'm different, I laugh cause you're all the same.
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HAHA one time this guy called for pizzas and got mad because we didn't deliver (pick up only). after five minutes of arguing and him being all gansta out of no where he goes BITCH I'M GONNA MISS 'MARTIN'!!!!! SHIT!!!!. i was so fed up with arguing that without even thinking i returned with WELL I HAVE TO WORK WHILE "MARTIN" IS ON AND I'M NOWHERE NEAR A TV SO I'M MISSING IT TOO HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL!?
there was an awkward silence for a minute then then he calmly said 'that's true i'm sorry man listen can you make my pizzas so that they are ready when Martin is over and then i'll pick them up afterwards?' i said sure no problem and left it at that.
40 minutes or so later the guy walks in and he was HUGE! like muscle huge. but he was soft spoken and when i rang him up he reached into his gym bag and said 'i'm sorry about yelling before' and handed me a VHS tape HE ACTUALLY TAPED "MARTIN" FOR ME AND GAVE IT TO ME. i almost wanted to cry and give him a hug it was so beautiful
he really loved his martin show
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check out my playlists and favorites, if youre bored as fuck!
yeah i know im weird.. i like everything from drum n bass, techno, trance, house, rap, hip hop, classical, foreign, minimal techno, industrial, euro dance, ambient, german rap, french rap, persian, bass music, opera, instrumental, dancehall, dub, electrofunk, funk, future jazz, goa, psy, world music, zulu, experimental, world music, african,
fusion jazz, hip hop, jazz rap, jungle, ragga jungle, nu jazz, punk, punk rock, hard rock, smooth jazz, urban jazz, , acid jazz, electric, metal, reggae, blues, rock, indie rock, lounge, chill, many more and most importantly GIRLS, WEED, HOOKAH AND BEER!!!! oh and the pussy ;)....................... Dont let some fucking moron online or even in life bring you down.... fuck it all just relax!
-GM Buuren in FFXI FUCK SQUARE-ENIX!
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I got so drunk that I got hit by a car while jaywalking on the way back from the bar, found out that the driver was also drunk, drank beers with the driver on the curb, and woke up with two broken ribs.
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Back in high school, I was hanging out with my friends Ryan and James in James' upstairs bedroom. Ryan had some goggles for swimming (because he was a giant pussy) hanging around his neck, and James asked him why the fuck he was wearing goggles.
Ryan replied "So when I stick my head inside your mom's pussy, I can look around real good and suck her clit without getting any juice in my eyes!"
James' Mom was standing right behind him as he said this, and I got the pleasure to witness the most awkward moment in history play out as Ryan silently walked downstairs and out of the house.
ANYTHING GOES, FUCK IT ALL
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ASK ME ANY QUESTION HERE
WHAT THE FUCK IS JUICE!?
Yes I am fucked up I know. And so are you, but you may or may not know.
What I will talk about on my channel:
Women, work, life experiences, school, animals, ...
IF I SUBBED TO YOU IT IS BECAUSE I DO IT FOR SHITS N GIGGLES NOT TO GET A SUB BACK FROM YOU, ALSO AM NOT A "ISUB" MEMBER OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT IS!! I JUST SUBBED BEACUASE I LIKED ONE OF YOUR COMMENTS ON A VIDEO OR I LIKE YOUR CHANNEL-----------------------------------------------
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You want to know what happens AFTER you die? WELL...
I have died and come back to life so let me share with you my experiences.
Christians: You forgive everyones sins and go to heaven. If you don't forgive everyone's sins, you don't get forgiven either and that just is a sucky way to live (Die)when you are face to face with a fireball but still have your grudge fully in tact.
Muslims: You say hi to Mohammad and buy a fruit basket.
Islam Extremist: Blow up a building, become a martyr, and hump virgins all day. At night you can blow more things up with yourself and always come back to life the next day to hump more virgins. Kind of like the movie Groundhog Day.
Jewish: An endless supply of money from bank teller heaven. Oh, and you get to play pin the C4 on the Nazi.
Buddhist: Come back in whatever form you want. Like the Wonder Twins.
Mormon: You own your own universe. This is hard to explain.
Athiest: No one cares.
Scientology: Meet Ahmen Ka Ra Da Do Da or whoever it is they fucking think they came from. Oh, and you get to punch Tom Cruise in the face. Twice. I turned down becoming a scientologist in 46 rebirths.
OH AND I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT RELIGION IS MADE UP BULLSHIT FOR YOUR SHEEP BRAIN ;]
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