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Most bestest, most wickedest, most epicest, most...nah. Squizmass present, which can be anything, big or small, will get an EPIC PRIZE FROM EPIC TECH! Or Mr Teeny Tiny. :O
-Tech (The most sexiest man alive, except for Salamious who is the most epicest AND sexiest man alive. No you're not. YES I AM BITCH, STOP CHANGING MAH SHIT! You like men. F*CK YOU TECH. LOLOLOLOLOL. Penis breath.
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Salamious and a new friend find a mysterious opening outside his house, leading to an ancient method of keeping foul mouthed noobs in their place since RuneScape Classic. When they discover Santa trapped in there, with a viable method of escape he doesn't use, claiming he must forward "this already retarded plot". When Salamious and his friend escape to a dangerous place called Squizmass Mountain, a run-in with a crack-head old wizard named the Squizman, and his robot, who manage to almost kill every Falador Guard, and also to destroy most of Falador as well. When they discover the secret of Squizmass, the "holiday where an awesome kick-ass robot comes down on a jetpack and gives you free stuff", they happily celebrate it with the Squizman, their new best friend. And what the hell happened to Santa anyways? Watch out for a cheeky cameo from Robotnik Claus!

Tech's prize will be gud, mmmkay? Trust me, it's F**KEN EPIC. :D (less info)