I don´t own rights for anything.
From 1x14 That Damn Donna Reed
Luke and Lorelai search chicken from Rory (Stella!) :D
TeXt:
LORELAI: Oh, no. No, no. OK. Stella, do something. Show yourself. Molt or chirp or something. Oh this is so not funny. Not funny, not funny. Oh this is so unbelivable. All day long, just chirps like a maniac at the top of her lungs. Now, nothing. Silence. Marcel Marceau chicken. OK, that's OK. I can fix this. We can fix this.
LORELAI: I'm going to make this better. I'm going to fix --
LORELAI: Hello?
LUKE: Yeah.
LORELAI: Luke? Stella got out and I don't know -- do I put seed on the floor? Do I make cheeping sounds? Or do I pull a Lucy Ricardo and walk like a chicken so she thinks I'm her mother?
LUKE: Who the hell is this?
LORELAI: What do you mean who is this? It's Lorelai. Who else would call you looking for her baby chick?
LUKE: You're right. I'm the idiot. Go on.
LORELAI: Could you come over here, please, and help me?
LUKE: Uh, yeah, OK. I'll be right over.
LORELAI: OK, hurry!
LORELAI: OK, there she is!
LUKE: Jeez -- what was that?
LORELAI: Stella! Stella!
LUKE: You really do have a chick loose in here.
LORELAI: Yeah, I told you I had a chick loose in here. There she goes by the kitchen!
(They run after Stella.)
LORELAI: Don't step on her!
LUKE: She cut right in front of me.
LORELAI: OK, well she's being graded so let's not squash her.
LUKE: Well then tell her to watch where she's going.
LORELAI: I swear, she went over there.
LUKE: We looked over there.
LORELAI: Well, she went under that chair and she didn't come out.
LUKE: We moved the chair, we searched the floor, nothing.
LORELAI: Well then she went under the chair and through a hole in the floor.
LUKE: There is no hole in the floor.
LORELAI: Well maybe there was a hole in the floor and she crawled through it and fixed it.
LUKE: So she's s super intelligent chick with great physical and deductive skills?
LORELAI: Yes.
LUKE: Oh, this is not a chick I want to find.
LORELAI: Hey, Luke, what did you mean earlier?
LUKE: What are you talking about?
LORELAI: When you got here. You made some comment about me not really having a chick in the house.
LUKE: Hmm.
LORELAI: I mean, if I didn't have a chick here, why did you think I was calling?
LUKE: No, I thought you were calling about the chick.
LORELAI: It didn't seem like it.
LUKE: Well maybe it didn't seem like it but it was.
LORELAI: Was what?
LUKE: Was what I thought -- can we just keep looking?
LORELAI: OK. I just still think that --
LUKE: There she is.
LORELAI: Where?
LUKE: There!
LORELAI: Careful.
:)))
Show less