MARCH 07 2012 now? - TheDeathofYouTube.

The Death of Self Personality, Imagination, Free-Will, Freedom of Speech, and Knowledge.

Feel Free to SPAM or ADVERTISE on my Channel till then.

WARNING!!!! The following dialogue contains Mature Content. Reader Discretion is strongly advised as recommended by Youtube/Google. Fuckers!

Well then? You some how managed to stumble upon this page. Basically, you're either going to enjoy this visit, or....call the police? I don't know. Pick one.

" Excuse me while (lights a spliff) I kiss the sky" - Quotes from both Jimmy Hendrix's Purple Haze and Method Man's & Redman's How High.

I smoke reefer and then watch videos.
I also drink and watch videos.
On special occasions, I smoke
Reefer and drink while watching videos.
Kinda of like today, or every other
Fucking day. For that matter :)

Please subscribe to me otherwise my girlfriend wont let me watch anymore porn. Come on guys. I'm counting on ya'll. Its for the good of Mankind!!

I've been making cartoon videos recently. In order to piss off my friends and 2 deal with my porn addiction. The therapist says that's a good thing! What the fuck does he know?!?

Anyways my girlfriend also thinks its a good thing 2. She's tired of coming home from work, and finding me naked on the ground with her belt around my neck. You think about that.

If you like them 2. Cool. I'm not doing this for financial gain or marijuana. UM? Its for the awesome kickass people I've met in my short time on Youtube. Yeah, yeah that's it.

So please subscribe, watch, view, comment, or jerk off to my videos. Whatever. Just stop sending me video responses of it!

It's a terrible, terrible way to start your morning.

I used watch porn at places outside my home so my girlfriend wont be mad. But Starbucks has banned me and the Library keeps calling the police every time I show up there with Kleenex and a bottle of moisturizer. Why wont they believe I just have dry skin. :L

Then I decided to go 2 places like Walmart and Best Buy. They werent 2 happy that I removed their copy of Shrek from the DVD player and replaced it with my copy of I got Shrekked Bang Bus Bluray Edition. They told me to pull up my pants, kicked me out and called me a...prevert? Oh pervert lol I get it now!

I've been having problems with numerous Collection Agencies and Bill Collectors calling my house. For no apparent reason during one of the calls, I pretended to masturbate loudly, and violently. Now fewer, and fewer Collection Agencies and Bill Collectors call my house.

They didn't seem to appreciate that I was playing Barnyard Animals Noises, and Children's Songs in the background.

I can't wait till a male Bill collector calls my house. That's going to be really fucked up.

I recently tried jerking off naked in front of a full length mirror. I didn't really find it, all that gay. However I did find, that actually " finishing" while naked in front of this mirror , was..... really, really gay.

I also found out that I should of waited till my girlfriend was asleep first.

I also find that watching Chick Flicks doesn't make you into a Little Bitch. But, watching Chick Flicks and not getting any ass afterwards, makes you into a Little Bitch.

After the movie, my girlfriend and I started to have sex. I didn't realize that by grabbing the remote and turning on the TV would make her mad. I did realize, channel surfing till I found something good to watch, made her super mad.

My girlfriend then got off of me and asked, if I thought she was getting fat. I said yes. She was mmmmaaaadddd. I sleep on the couch now.

That Fat Bitch!

I also used to date homeless chicks. You can pretty much drop them off anywhere. Where am I going? Right here. They never have gas money.

I want to kill my boss. Please dont tell him. It's a surprise. Hes going to be pissed when he finds out I haven't been at work this week.

He sucks bad :(

Dumb Fuck doesn't realize that it's me, who's has been calling his house; asking for his wife for the last 3 months.

Me and the boys went to Vegas this year. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. The herpes....didnt really stay in Vegas. yeah uummm. That whole theory is fucking bullshit.

See sweetheart, I was gonna tell ya what happened in Vegas sooner or later. Silly girl lol :)

These are just some jokes and not intended to offend anyone. Its ok if you do not want subscibe to me. I still gonna watch porn when shes at work anyways. WINNING!!!

Over 1000 subscribers! Thanks 2 Each and Everyone of Ya'll who help me reach my goal. And Yes, Right this very instant, I am watching more porn then any mere mortal man has seen at one time. I strictly only watch porn for it's amazing dialogue and intriguing story-lines. Who am I kidding? It's in fucking German! Thanks to you all, I am that much sicker in the head. Stop judging me.

Please remind me to delete the viewing history on her laptop. DELETE HISTORY :L

"She" make me use headphones or no sound at all. Now I know what is like for when a deaf person masturbates. I am so...going to HIT that later.

Um? Apparently after this level. Hurry up and finish your stupid game already!!!!

One more bit of advice. If your girlfriend asks you if you've been jerking off to her best friend's Facebook pictures. You say, No!

Have a Nice Day.

-TheKeepingitRealEasy :)

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