Influences: I would say that my biggest influence other than boredom and the strange need I have to be stupid would have to be the right side of my brain greatly overpowering my left so much so that I am slightly lop-sided.

-Some say I have the I.Q of a small wooden horse
-A crack team of skydiving donkeys are living in my atic
-Nothing ever goes right for me on a thursday
-If I say the word pottery the world will explode
-I was actually born in space
-Im going to name my child Grubetstitch
-My left ear conducts radiation
-Clouds confuse me
-Did I Ever tell you I was Jewish because im not
-I invented coffee
-My time machine allows me to travel through the present
-Im working on the design for a jelly bean powered engine
-My 15th birthday is in 16 years
-I just don't see the point of duck's
-I eat sandwiches in the shower somtimes
-I have no concept of time
-If I ruled the world no body would be made to wear trousers

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