The Commandments of Panic At The Disco
-Thou shall respect Spencer and Jon as much as Brendon and Ryan.
-Thou shall Love Ryan's makeup!
-Thou shall eat mother truckin' flapjacks.
-Thou shall NOT throw bottles at Brendon's face...or any other body part! [OR Ryan, OR Spencer, OR Jon!]
-Thou shall thank God Pete Wentz signed them to his label!
-Thou shall write Sins not Tradegies.
-Thou shall LOVE Brendon's apple bottom?!!!
-Thou shall be Fueled by Ramen!
-Thou shall love Panic! for their music... not only Looks!
-Thou shall love "Aladdin 'cause he was FUCKING AWESOME!!!"
-Thou shall swear to listen
-Thou shall draw Camools
-Thou shall know the secret word is bitchin
-Thou shall love Jon's abnormally sized liver
-Thou shall not blame Brendon for Skittles ending up on the ground
-Thou shall know Ryan smells slutty and Jon smells like Christmas
-Thy ears shall be boxed by Ryans guitar solos
-Thou shall know Spencer wants to do something in a closet with the Jobros
-Thou shall respect Man Soup
-Thou shall not run on wet grass
-Thou shall not shoot Jon in the shin
-Thou shall eat oreos in the middle of the night
-Thou shall practice thy censoring skills
-Thou shall do the two step
-Thou shall smoke peyote
-Thou shall repeat words randomly
-Thou shall pay/trick neighrborhood kids into doing your chores
-Thou shall love Brendon's screamo

Q: How many members of Panic At The Disco does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: TWO! Ryan to screw in the lightbulb and Brendon to stare at his ass while he does it!

PANIC! AT THE DISCO BIBLE
x. Brendon Urie counted to infinity...twice.
x. Spencer Smith once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
x. Brendon Urie is the reason Waldo is hiding.
x. Jeeves asks Jon Walker.
x. Geico saved 15% a year by switching to Ryan Ross.
x. Spencer Smith can slam a revolving door
x. When God said, Let there be light, Ryan Ross said, say please.

92% of teens would be dead if the Jonas Brothers said that breathing wasnt cool. Copy & paste this to ur channel if u would be one of the 8% laughing hysterically while listening to P!ATD.

A white man said, Colored people are not allowed here.
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK.
When I grew up I was BLACK,
When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
When I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir
When you are born you're PINK
When you grow up you're WHITE,
When you're sick, you're GREEN,
When you go in the sun you turn RED,
When you're cold you turn BLUE,
And when you die you turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me colored?
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..
Put this on your page if you HATE racism

God gave us a voice to scream not to whisper, and thats why alot of metal bands are Christian