"Facebook, I absolutely fucking despise it, the whole idea of its existence is one which makes me feel sick to the stomach."
~ryankett on HubPages

Get over yourself. Nobody cares about what youre up to, or how youre feeling, or what brand of jeans you just bought. Your Twitter pals are too busy typing their own BS to read yours. It doesnt make you popular, it just makes you sad.
~Shayne Tilley

If you think MySpace is great, you should get shot. I don't know how most people, namely Americans, manage to breathe and blink at the same time. MySpace is a virtual spawning pool of stupidity and high-school p****. It's filled with crappy images, malicious gimmicks, atrocious spelling and worst of all, stupid people.
~a735i70d5s on Digg

Comment #46: http://www.who-sucks.com/we...

"The more you begin to investigate what we think we understand, where we came from, what we think we're doing, the more you begin to see we've been lied to. We've been lied to by every institution. What makes you think for one minute that the religious institution is the only one that's never been touched? The religious institutions in this world are at the bottom of the dirt. The religious institutions in this world are put there by the same people who gave you your government, your corrupt education, who set up your international banking cartels. Because our masters don't give a damn about you or your family. All they care about is what they have always cared about and that's controlling the whole damn world. We have been misled away from the true and divine presence in the universe that men have called "God". I don't know what God is but I know what he isn't. And unless and until you are prepared to look at the whole truth wherever it may go, whoever it may lead to, if you want to look the other way, or if you want to play favorites then somewhere along the lines you're gonna find out you're messing with the divine justice. The more you educate yourself, the more you understand where things come from - the more obvious things become and you begin to see lies everywhere. You have to know the truth and seek the truth and the truth will set you free."
~Jordan Maxwell

"Think about it! Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time! - But He *loves* you."
~George Carlin

"As individuals, they can be intelligent, rational, emotional and empathetic. As a mass, a group, they are devoid of humanity and mercy. Never before in the history of humanity has there once been such a morass, a terrible network of the peer-pressure that forces people to become one, become evil. Welcome to the soulless mass of blunt immorality known only as the Internet."
~Encyclopedia Dramatica

"Your home is a box. Your car is a box on wheels. You drive to work in it and you drive home in it. You sit at home staring at a box. It erodes your soul while the box that is your body inevitably withers then dies whereupon it is placed in the ultimate box to slowly decompose."
~Arlington Steward

As if we needed any more proof of the moral decay of today's youth and the failure of modern parenting. With priorities like that, I don't want to see you the day you have mouths to feed and you fail at doing so because you flunked, resulting in your only income being a welfare check. Real life isn't about partying and hangovers and sex. It's not all tea and crumpets, or rather beer and HIV.
In the meantime, enjoy getting hammered... and that includes the banhammer.
~Slowflake

Hmm there's a lot of negative energy on these youtube comments. Maybe if some people would stop taking so much offense to contrasting perspectives and start embracing them with coherent, logical, and chivalrous conversation...
~AaronQ1222

He that cannot reason is a fool.
He that will not is a bigot.
He that dare not is a slave.
~Andrew Carnegie

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
~Napoleon Bonaparte

One death is a tragedy; one million is a statistic.
~Joseph Stalin

a song to think about yourself as the puny little energy consumer you are. Nothing more than a carbon/nitrogen/oxygen based life form just sapping away nature, time and space with it's selfishness then to die thinking it did something great, when actually it only killed a little more of this planet.
it desolates my mind and my soul to hear this, it kills my hopes, and engorges my fear and doubts,i wish, i wish i could be free, away from society, from you all and all alone build me a new body....
~Mystery13Cat

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Hi, I'm N00bf3st. I enjoy playing video games like a normal g33k and I have a dog. YIPPEE (i'm ugly and I always feel cold)

Email me at ssanchez199@gmail.com!

ParalyticNeedlework on JK3 Filefront.

ParalyticNeedlework on MochiGames.

SilentScorch on Dailymotion.

Religion has nothing to do with morality - they are political organisations who are intent on self interest, maintaining power over their members, and accumulating as much loot as possible.

Plenty of atheists have very high levels of morality and humanity, equally plenty of 'religious' people deserve burning at the stake. Especially the Pope.
~sCUNThorPENIS

"The important thing is that these guys are making good music now. It's nice to see someone jumping off of the turd treadmill that is the modern music industry."
-bwmcmaste on http://www.youtube.com/watc...

I'll gladly Sub4Sub.

I will upload anything from the Newgrounds Audio Portal upon request. You must invite me as a friend first or I will not. Also, realize that the CC may become nullified and the song copyrighted, so for legal reasons, I may need to remove them.

Next NAP upload: --

N00bf3st is a member of the SSBB Clan: S.W. FTW!.

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..O..On your
..K..Profile
..E..To Stop Pokemon
..M..From
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..N..Hated
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Honors:
#87 (97, 99, 92) - Most Viewed (This Week) - Directors - Sweden
#29 - Most Viewed (Today) - Directors - Sweden

Misc:

Let's Suck at Call of Duty: Black Ops!

Let's Suck at Halo Reach!

The Comedown

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JA Progress:
[X] LP Jedi Academy Pt. I
[2/5]* LP Jedi Academy Pt. II
[0] LP Jedi Academy Pt. III
[0] LP Jedi Academy Pt. IV
[0] LP Jedi Academy: The Lost Missions
[3/7] LP Jedi Academy Multiplayer

MySims Progress:
[12/???]

Newgrounds Audio Portal Upload Progress:
[6/???]

Underoath - Lost In the Sound of Separation Progress:
[4/11]

Super Smash Bros. Brawl Progress:
[2/4]* Online Brawls

*Haven't uploaded

Future LP ideas:
(not in a particular order) ("ntb" means need to buy) ("c" means computer)

Half Life: Opposing Force (c)
Half Life: Blue Shift (c)
Half Life 2: Episode 1 (Xbox)
Half Life 2: Episode 2 (Xbox)
Borderlands (Xbox) (have all DLCs)
Super ScribbleNauts (DS)
Sonic Unleashed (ntb) (Wii)
Pokemon Black/White (DS)
Pokemon Crystal (GBA) (Thank you, waterhemlock)
Pokemon Sapphire (GBA) (Thank you, waterhemlock)
Naruto: Ninja Clash Revolution 2 (ntb) (Wii)
Lego Star Wars I (Mac)
Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga (Wii)
Call of Duty 3 (Wii) (this game is ballsack)
Wii Sports (Miniseries) (Wii)
Wii Music (Miniseries) (Wii)
Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance (ntb) (GC)
Avatar: The Last Airbender (DS)
Star Wars: The Force Unleashed (ntb) (Wii)
Super Smash Bros. (ntb w/console) (N64)
Super Smash Bros. Melee (GC)
MySims Kingdom (Wii)
MySims Party (ntb) (Wii)
MySims Racing (ntb) (Wii)
MySims Agents (ntb) (Wii)
Mario Kart Wii (Wii)
Just One Level (c)
Bloon's Tower Defense (c)
Bloon's Tower Defense 2 (c)
Bloon's Tower Defense 3 (c)
Bloon's Tower Defense 4 (c)
Karoshi: Suicide Salaryman (c)
Pico vs. Überkids (c)

Games I will never LP:
E.T. (Atari 2600)
Pac-Man (Atari 2600)
Jumper: Griffin's Story (Wii)
Brain Age 1,2 (DS)
Flash Focus (DS)
Superman 64 (N64)
Littlest Pet Shop (DS)
Bratz Ponyz 1,2 (DS)
Guitar Hero 1,2,3,World Tour (Wii)
Dragonball Budokai Tenkaichi 1,2,3,4 (PS2)
Manhunt 2 (Wii)

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