If aliens arrive on earth, the best plan is to give them cookie's & offer them chicken curry pie's! XD
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`*.¸.*´
¸.•´¸.•*¨)¸.•*¨)
(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´¸¸.•¨¯`•
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╔═╦══╦═╗ Put this on your
║╩╣║║║║║ Profile if you are or
╚═╩╩╩╩═╝ support Emos

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_♥_♥___♥_♥_ Put this
♥___♥_♥___♥ heart
_♥___♥___♥_ on your
__♥_____♥__ page if
___♥___♥___ you love
____♥_♥____ someone
_____♥_____ that's far away
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╔══╗╔══╦╗Put this on your
║╔═╬╩╗╔╣╚═╗channel if you
║╚╝║╬║║║╔╗║are or support
╚══╩═╩╝╚╝╚╝Goth.

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Not all scars show..
Not all wounds heal...
Sometimes, yu cant always see
The pain someone feels...

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(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")This is Jack The Bunny, put him on your channel if you want him to rule the world.

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║║║║═╬╗╔╣██║║║║║║╔╣██║
║║║║═╣║║║╔╗║╚╣╚╣║╚╣╔╗║
╚╩╩╩═╝╚╝╚╝╚╩═╩═╩╩═╩╝╚╝

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You know you live in 2008 when...
1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.
2. You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/MSN/Face Book or YouTube, lol ok...
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice number five.
10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did.

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----///-\\\----If you have ever felt
----|||---|||----Alone
----|||---|||----Hated
----|||---|||----Suicidal
----\\\-///----Apathetic
-----\\///-----Depressed
------///\-----or
-----///\\\----just
----///--\\\---Feel in pain
then copy and paste this in your profile

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.+*†♥ !VAMPIRES! ♥†*+.
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__♥__♥_____♥__♥__ Put this
_♥_____♥_♥_____♥_ heart
_♥______♥______♥_ on your
__♥_____/______♥__ page if
___♥____\_____♥___ you had
____♥___/___♥____ your heart
______♥_\_♥____ broken

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☻/ hello im bob! copy and past me!plz!
/▌ help me take over youtube!
/ \
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Oh look, a crab! i found it when i was looking under rocks!
(V)^_^(V)
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i love most things random & funny! :-D
i'll do almost anythihig for a laugh, within reason. life is so crap & boring, so a laugh should heep us all going & smileing.



Faviorite's/stuff i like-

Colour: Purple(amthyist) & Black

Food: Chicken breast(rarely eat it coz takes too long to cook), Lentil soup(living on the stuff), Pepperoni Micro Pizza(no microwave now :( , Love M&M's, addicted to MilkyWay Magic Stars justnow, i like anything sweet or tastey!

Drink: ★Coffee(strong, loads of milk & a handfull of sugar), ★Monster, ★Tesco Kx(Kick), Powerade(blue), ★Red Rooster, ★Red Devil, ★V, ★Red Bull, Irn-bru, oh & the most important one of all... ★Coffee! XD
(★High in... C...A...F...F...E...I...N...E! !!)

Booze: Dont drink much, but when i do, its WKD blue, Smirnof ice(red lable), Apple sours, Lambrini, Pear cider :P

Music: Love any heavy rock with loads of base.

Magazine: Total Vauxhall

Website: Ebay, Youtube, ClubCalibra.net, oh & Ebay!
(im an ebay'aholic!lol!)

Cloths: My black hoodie with ★stars★, black criminal damage "boardwear" baggies & my blue pair too :D, love my black & white stripe arm warmers :D

Shoes: Black Vans(skink) with my major bright orange lace's(need new pair of vans soon, got a hole in these ones, no good for wet weather, they flood!lol!)
(got new pair that dont flood & have the brightest yellow laces ever!)

Jewlery: Will only wear silver/fake silver or black, NO GOLD!, i love my spike's

When normaly awake: Anytime(could be awake justnow!lol!)

Things to do: Drive about with music up loud & hooting my honky horn out my car window at randoms!lol! :D

Interests: Music, ★STARS★, Scenery, Moon, Painting, Craft, My car, The Sky At Night, Storms, Mythical & Magical, Paranormal stuff, Randomness, Sitting on Skateboard going down hills ;D

T.V/Film: Mighty Boosh, South Park, Prison Break, Mythbusters, Most Haunted, SpongeBob, Osbourne's,
Films are: Don't Mess With The Zohan, all the Saw films, Forrest Gump, Anger Management, Van Helsing(vampires), Ghost Rider, Dracula Dead & Loving It(very very funny!PMSL at it!), Hostel, Epic Movie, Austin Powers, & more

Game Console: Nintendo 64 ruled, Goldeneye (64), The World Is Not Enough (64) BanjoKazooi (64) MarioCart (64), PS2 rules, GTA Sanandreas, Destroy All Humans(its crazy), Burnout 3, DRIV3R,
(Got myself not 1 but THREE nintendo 64's now! coz they rule!)

Addictions: C...A...F...F...E...I...N...E, Chocolate, Sugar, MilkyWay Magic ★Stars★, ebay, Randomness. . .

Things i hate: Wasps, Nuts, Fighting, Bullys(i may be 24, but i sometimes still get bullied, maby coz im different), also hate Pot-holes on the road, Wireless Broadband(too slow for videos/downloads/youtube etc), Users & Abusers, War, plus more

Things im good at: Painting, Drawing, Eye for detail, Talking too much... Talking too much, oh & Talking too much!lol! XD

Things im bad at: Guitar(may sound stupid, but its too hard for me :( i can only play few things & have no rythem), Not the best at spelling, Cooking, Using a skateboard propperly, Watching a film without speaking, Being quiet, Trying to shut up, Still Yapping on!ROFL!!!

Thats about me to a T-eeee...
...NO, in my case its me to a Coffeeeee!!!lol! XD