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Monkfish05
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Warrior Monk. Knight Templar. Philosopher-King, with Fins. Adversary of Evil, and Overpriced Fish and Chips. A Justified Ancient of the Lost Continent of Mu.

Thoughts for today....

"ROCK AND ROLL WAS THE HAMBURGER THAT ATE THE WORLD".

*Author Unknown*
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"Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage and then is heard no more: it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."

*The Bard*
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"We are all in the Gutter, but some of us are looking at the Stars."

*Oscar Wilde*
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Age: 32
"With great power comes great responsibility......."

Bitten by a radioactive Monkfish whilst foraging for winkles on the coast of "Holy Island", Lindisfarne, Northumberland....I realised that the Almighty had chosen me to do his work on Earth ; to bring Light into the Darkness of this forlorn World and to fight Evil wherever it may rear its ugly Head.

In early adolescence i found i had the ability to breath under water, like the "Man from Atlantis" from off the telly, and developed Super Human, Fish like strength. I am not alone in this struggle, assisted by my faithful sidekick, "Cod Girl".

Where Angels fear to Paddle, I Swim....The deepest Ocean cannot hide the Evildoer from my Wrath......

I am.....MONKFISH!

Amen.
City: Newcastle Upon Tyne, England
Hometown: Newcastle Upon Tyne, England
Country: United Kingdom
Interests and Hobbies: Laughing at, and educating, the Pathetic SHITHEEL Neo-Nazis on YT ; which is rife with them due to their inability to interact with normal Human beings in the real world....thus making them terribly isolated, marginalised, and lonely. These benefit scrounging TREASONOUS, TREACHEROUS, TURNCOAT, SCUMBAG WASTERS, claim to love Great Britain yet PISS ON THE GRAVES of those brave Men who died for them, wishing their dwarf like Syphilitic ARSE BANDIT one bollocked hero/Slave Master SHITLER had won the war. Unlucky. Pathetically, like Sycophantic arse licking Parrots with a Frontal lobe lobotomy, they echoe their Master SHITLER and blame the Jews for literally everything (like how toast always falls butter side down), as well as everything bad in their tragi-comic lives, like the whining cry Babies they are...unwilling or unable to take responsibility for their own train wreck of an existence . They are usually barely literate (surprise surprise). They often have Names like OdinLordoftheMoonbats; because they are socially inadequate misfits/Care in the Community Mental patients who believe they are from Atlantis (true lol)....and nobody likes them but their own shitty, deluded, and Traitorous kind. Heil SHITLER!!! Ho Ho Ho.
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popartproductions | July 06, 2008
O.K.! So you're a Monkfish! Alright I like seafood, I'll try a taste! Should I put a lil' lemon on that? Bon apitite! POPS
kayvodames | July 05, 2008
"Yuh tuh fass and facety."
citizenkong | July 05, 2008
You're funny!. . . No, not that kind of windmills. . . The Don Quixote kind.
Monkfish05 | July 05, 2008
I an I is fine sista an ting.....uptown top rankin! lol.
kayvodames | July 05, 2008
No he's not! He's too busy checking how we jamming and ting.
citizenkong | July 05, 2008
Things okay here?
Good.
delphicgobshite | July 05, 2008
Don't think twice, its alright.
delphicgobshite | July 05, 2008
Now you just put that bottom lip back in and listen here young Monk!
That business in the Garden of Eden was nothing to do with me.....I was off having me toenails manicured when all that was going on.....and besides you've no proof whatsoever except the rambling writings of some bitter old man who probably suffered from erectile dysfunction anyway. As for your own bitter response to disappointment.....w ell this only goes to show I made the right decision in opting for the unblemished and noble heart of the giant that is Kong.

Besides.....I offered you weekend visitations......you should be bloody grateful mate!!!
RoyalOrderoftheFez | July 05, 2008
You may be on to something mate. Clearer heads will prevail. . . The ape is feeling as though he may have been manipulated for the amusement of a cabal of females.
Go in peace. . . citizenkong gives his regards.
(P.S. He's okay with sharing her on alternate days. Just a thought.)
delphicgobshite | July 05, 2008
Are you going to stay here and discuss underhand tactics or get round to my page and employ them before you are thwarted by Kong and his band of supporters...?
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