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A true heiress is never mean to anyone - except a girl who steals your boyfriend.

All British people have plain names, and that works pretty well over there.

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

I don't really think, I just walk.

I don't want to be known as the granddaughter of the Hiltons. I want to be known as Paris.

I think it's important for girls to be confident. Believe in yourself and... everybody's hot.

I've made all my money on my own without my family and I work very hard.

It will work. I am a marketing genius.

It's traditional for an heiress to be raised in a sheltered way. No one thinks that's true of me, but it actually was.

No matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy.

The only rule is don't be boring and dress cute wherever you go. Life is too short to blend in.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

This is Earth. Isn't it hot?
Paris Hilton

Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?

What's a soup kitchen?

When Paris has to pee, Paris has to pee!

You don't have to be an heiress to look like one, if you act like one then everyone will just presume you are one.

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