ElyRiffs

So Bret and his "REAL" friends are doing a Let's Play of "The Last Of Us". Check it out!

If you were a fan of my "Wisdom of Madison Skull" videos, you should follow me on Vine because that's basically what those videos are.

This is a clip from an older episode of @TheComedyButton in which they discuss gaming "journalism".

Chronoknuckles8: "Well guess what, I didn't really flag your videos. I lied about that so I could see how stupid you really are. I'm honestly not dumb enough to flag your videos again. I would never go to that extreme ever again. You better tell your fans the truth."

Okay. The truth is CK8 is a bitch and deserves everything's that coming to him.

ChronoKnuckles8 (a.k.a. ChronoKnuckles2) is telling me that he false flagged three of my videos. Well, I'll leave it up to you guys now. You know what to do.

Whenever people mention "internet drama", this is the first thing that I think about.

I made myself a Destructoid blog!

Here's my first blog post in which I make E(3) predictions for the 2013 year time!

http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/BassClefEly

I made myself a Destructoid blog!

Here's my first blog post in which I make E [multiplied by] 3 predictions for the 2013 year time!

bit.ly/1beXEQC

So . . . commentary requests?

In case you didn't know, my riff on TheSegacampGamer is back!

Bad news: TheSegacampGamer got my Blip.tv page down.

Good news: The riff is here now: http://tinyurl.com/kwa6xbh

Other news: I'm not wearing any pants.

QotW (5/19 - 5/25/13)

"Comedy is laughter porn."

~ Jonathan Holmes (@TronKnotts), from Destructoid.Com

QotW (5/12 - 5/18/13)

"Style is knowing who you are, what you want to say, and not giving a damn."

~ Orson Welles

Reupload of a riff I did back in November - Bumpin' Ponies Off My Cellular Phone

QotW (5/5 - 5/11/13)

"Writing is like sex. First you do it for love, then you do it for your friends, and then you do it for money." ~ Virginia Woolf

Classic MSINF (you can call things less than a year old classic, right?) - Luigifan110 is not funny

QotW (4/21 - 4/27/13):

"If you can do no good, at least do no harm." ~ Kurt Vonnegut

QotW (4/21 - 4/27/13):

"If you can do no good, at least do no harm." ~ Kurt Vonnegut

Classic MSINF (sounds like a sports thing) - Bisexuality is not funny

MSINF Classic (if you can call it that) - IGN is BIASED!!! (and not funny)

QotW (4/7 - 4/13/13):

"When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she's a bitch." ~ Bette Davis

QotW (3/17 - 3/23/13)

"Always do whatever's next." ~ George Carlin

Qo(the rest of)tW (3/12 - 3/16/13)

"Laughter is not at all the a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one." ~ "The Picture of Dorian Gray" by Oscar Wilde

QotW (2/24 - 3/2/13)

"The superior man understands what is right; the inferior man understands what will sell." ~ Confucius

QotW (2/17 - 2/23/13)

"Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish[. . . .] Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development." ~ C.S. Lewis

Hey guys,

Bret and I have decided to not continue with the rest of our commentary on the Hardcore Kid's list. We still have problems with the list, but we've decided that it's best to move on to other stuff. However, I do want to make one more quick video regarding HK in the future.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

"There are worse crimes than burning books. One of them is not reading them." ~ Joseph Brodsky

QotW (2/3 - 2/9/13)

"Reviews are meant to provide a critical analysis, not give you a goddamn blowjob!" ~ NeverChris (youtube.com/neverchris)

And here's the second part of the PMRants commentary.

Here's the PMRants commentary!