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THIS JUST IN: CARYNGOTH HAS CHANGED HER OPINION ABOUT ILLEGAL ALIENS! SHE IS NO LONGER A RACIST! SHE HAS REALIZED HOW MUCH ILLEGALS HAVE CONTRIBUTED TO THE COMMUNITY!

The Daily Blather
September 19, 2007
Juan Bullshitiotl

In the words of a crazy Canuck whore, Caryngoth is a racist worthless piece of shit. However, Caryngoth has now accepted Elvira Arellano as the Savior of America.

"I know realize that without illegal aliens, cops would be out of a job. We need more McDonald's workers, more stolen social security numbers, more rape, more animal cruelty, more child molestation, more murder, more robberies, more gang activity, and more Brown Pride rap music blaring out of cars at 1 in the morning."

Caryngoth the ex-racist also admitted that illegals offer a great source of entertainment.

"After seeing Naui get peppersprayed, I realized how behind Hollywood is on entertainment value. The guiding principle of the entertainment that illegals give us by wearing Fubu jeans that are easily caught up by police, getting handcuffed after a drug deal was busted, etc. is that 'girls just wanna have fun!' If there were no illegal aliens, there would be no COPS for white people. They're just here to please us and to have a good time."

Just recently, Caryngoth saved Saulito Arellano from a burning building. Caryngoth extinguished the flames by throwing Arellano into the Atlantic Ocean.

"It was great to have helped him," Caryngoth said, "he finally stopped bitching and moaning about his mom." Saulito is now receiving treatment at the Anchor Baby, I mean, Achorage Hospital in Alaska.

In other news: Elvira Arellano still looks like a gnome.