You're a blond if:
1) You accidently entered your password on a microwave
2) You haven't played solitare with real cards in years
3) You rather look all over the house instead of just pushing the button on the TV
4) Your boss doesnt have the ability to do your job
6) As you read this list, you keep on nodding and smiling
7) You want to send this to all your friends
8) And you didn't even notice the number 5
9) You scrolled up there to see if there was a 5
11) Now you are laughing at your supidity
12) You didn't notice I skipped number 10
13) You're reading this
14) Then you think this is stupid
16) I skipped number 15
17) You think I don't know how to count
18) You think you are wasting your time
19) And now you are about to exit my channel
20) You don't even notice my channel has a different style
21) And you look around my channel to see anything different
23) Now press the magical yellow button if you got owned and put this on your channel page
24) You didn't notice there is only 20 facts on this
UPDATE:

People, don't be afraid to ask if you want me to subscribe to you. I subscribe if you subscribe back...unless your videos are amazing, then you would deserve it.

Everyone! I am Recruiting people for my clan, Ground Zero. Approval will be made from xXRoguexPrideXx and sparcman62, both co-leader and leader.

ENJOY MY NEW CHANNEL!