"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."

--Woody Allen


"Girls who put out are tramps. Girls who don't are ladies. This is, however, a rather archaic usage of the word. Should one of you boys happen upon a girl who doesn't put out, do not jump to the conclusion that you have found a lady. What you have probably found is a Lesbian."

--Fran Lebowitz


"Homosexuality is god's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children."

--Sam Austin


"In an expanding universe, time is on the side of the outcast. Those who once inhabited the suburbs of human contempt find that without changing their address they eventually live in the metropolis."

--Quentin Crisp, The Naked Civil Servant, 1978

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