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Zappa Quotes:

Those Jesus freaks, well they're friendly but, the shit they believe has got their minds all shut.

The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own

My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.

I don't want to see any religious people in public office because they're working for another boss.

I don't think people really give a shit about that (meeting one's maker) unless they're completely bamboozled by religious superstition - to live your life in planning for this good time you're going to have in the sky.

People, wake up Figure it out. Religious fanatics Around and about. The Court House, The State House, The Congress, The White House. Criminal saints With a 'Heavenly Mission' - A nation enraptured By pure superstition.

If you want to get together in any exclusive situation and have people love you, fine- but to hang all this desperate sociology on the idea of The Cloud-Guy who has The Big Book, who knows if you've been bad or good- and cares about any of it.

Tax the FUCK out of the churches!

Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.

The whole foundation of Christianity is based on the idea that intellectualism is the work of the Devil. Remember the apple on the tree? Okay, it was the Tree of Knowledge. 'You eat this apple, you're going to be as smart as God. 'We can't have that.'

The essence of Christianity is told to us in the Garden of Eden history. The fruit that was forbidden was on the Tree of Knowledge. The subtext is, All the suffering you have is because you wanted to find out what was going on. You could be in the Garden of Eden if you had just kept your fucking mouth shut and hadn't asked any questions.

'Get smart and I'll fuck you over' -- sayeth The Lord.

Children are naïve -- they trust everyone. School is bad enough, but, if you put a child anywhere in the vicinity of a church, you're asking for trouble.

The biggest threat to America today is not communism. It's moving America toward a fascist theocracy, and everything that's happened during the Reagan administration is steering us right down that pipe ... When you have a government that prefers a certain moral code derived from a certain religion and that moral code turns into legislation to suit one certain religious point of view, and if that code happens to be very, very right wing, almost toward Attila the Hun.

The last election just laid the foundation of the next 500 years of Dark Ages. ~~ Frank Zappa, in 1981

Let's not be too tough on our own ignorance. It's the thing that makes America great. If America weren't incomparably ignorant, how could we have tolerated the last eight years? ~~ Frank Zappa, in 1988

Remember, there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.

Take the Kama Sutra. How many people died from the Kama Sutra as opposed to the bible. Who wins?

When God created Republicans, he gave up on everything else.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Religion has mostly proven to be a real-estate scam.