Jill's joke of the week.

Two friends, Joe and Jim, were standing outside having a smoke. Joe says, "Hey Jim, when you talking to people do you ever screw up and say what you are thinking instead of saying what you want to say?" Jim says, "No Joe what do you mean?" Joe says, "Well last week I was at the at the airport and I walk up to the check in line and I am standing face to face with a drop dead gorgeous bombshell. So I says to her I got a picket to titsburgh and she slaps me across da face."

Jim says, "Oh yeah I do that sometimes too. Just this morning I was having breakfast with my wife and I want to say, "Hey love of my life, pass the blueberry jam but instead I say to her hey bitch thanks for ruining my life."

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