Pard,you really need to do 'The Buckskin Mare'

Thanks to Willl.aPuerta and wwa1ace. I've been yearning for "Vegetarian's Nightmare" since '88 or early '89! I had it on tape, but accidentally erased it (it was a new VCR).  PLEASE, Mr.Black, I nearly died laughing during your Johnny Carson appearance. Could we see it again, or, read a text? I've been calling it "The Vegetables' Lament" all this time...you and Charles Osgood ought to be in the Hilarious Poets' Hall of Fame. Love ya! Every time I fix a salad, I giggle. People are beginning to wonder, but if they knew your poem, they'd understand. May you live forever.

I must agree with wwar1ace. Vegetarian's Nightmare will always be one of my favorites.

Well I'll be dadgum derned! If it ain't the man with the mile-thick cookie duster! I do believe I need to go tell a friend of mine from Michigan that you're on YouTube. He'll get a kick out of that for sure. I believe you once signed a book for him, "To Jack, the only honest horsetrader East of the Mississippi."

I'm fairly certain you wrote the book he signed as well. ;)

Hoka Mr. Black!

Howdy from your new fan!

Gretsch'n

Mr Black,

I sure would like to see and hear you tell us about that "buckskin mare". Think it's great, probably my favorite song. Thanks for all your hard work, conviction, and integrity .

Telling it like it is and will always be. Thanks P.S. Thanks for the support to our men & women in uniform defending our FREEDOM as Americans.

We need to see the video to the one where you're choppin' lettuce and carrots and hearing their screams. Wouldn't be bad to see ol' Bruces Bar and that purdy gal who's Eatin' them oyster's Raw either!HA As Always, Good Laughs! Howdy from somewhere near Brighton!

Hey Baxter,
Turned around and you were there.

as a soldier and a former workin cowboy i want to extend my thanks to you for your work and patriotism. thank you for what you stand for.