Successfully removed.
Sorry, an error occurred.
|
theangrycolossal favorited a video
(1 day ago)
Because everyone plays Touhou games for plot.
CHILDREN BE WARNED: NAUGHTY...
more
Because everyone plays Touhou games for plot.
CHILDREN BE WARNED: NAUGHTY WORDS LIE WITHIN.
Recited in one long, painful run by Roukanken/AgelessObsession.
Inspired by Tom Bowen's Max Payne 2 in 60 Seconds.
With thanks to E-Mouse (youtube.com/user/ExitJMouse) for ideas, images and general support.
Uploaded at 3:30 in the freaking morning.
Script for the people who can't make out my hasty speech (i.e. all of you):
Okay so Perfect Cherry Blossom you play as some shrine maiden who realises 'what the fuck it's still snowing in March' and goes off to figure out what the hell's wrong by shooting the crap out of everyone she comes across. Apparently you still think it's okay to bare your freaking armpits at subzero temperature but whatever.
You find some fat chick who makes stuff cold and kick her ass, then you beat the shit out of a furry and rob her blind. Then you run into some girl called Alice who apparently showed up in the PC-98 series but no-one plays PC-98.
Then you're like 'Where'd Spring go' and Alice is like 'Some dead chick stole it' and you're like 'k thanks' and beat her up.
So apparently to go to the netherworld you have to get past this giant door in the middle of the sky which is being guarded by the ghosts of some jazz trio or something, I dunno, but you're so awesome you take all three of 'em out at once.
Then you get in and some bitch with a sword is like 'I SLASH YOU' and you're like 'lol why'd you bring a sword to a bullet fight' and shoot a trillion holes in her.
The final boss is some dumbass in a kimono who apparently wants to bring herself back from the dead using some fucking huge tree. Oh and she can kill you by wishing it but because you're technically already dead it doesn't matter and you beat the living daylights out of her.
So then spring comes back and there's a hole in some border or something so you need to beat up some chick with a parasol. You go to her house and some other furry tells you 'she's fast asleep' and you're like 'bullshit' and beat her up. You come back that night and find the chick and you're like 'fix the hole' and she's like 'no' so you fight her in some epic showdown and win. Then you ask her again and she's like 'still no' and you're like 'fuck this' and go home to drink some fucking tea.
less
|
|
| |
|
|
theangrycolossal subscribed to raocow
(1 day ago)
|
|
| |
|
|
theangrycolossal liked a video
(2 days ago)
Oh no, a cannon rush! Luckily for us, Mr. Toastbang decided to go on a ...
more
Oh no, a cannon rush! Luckily for us, Mr. Toastbang decided to go on a fantasy vacation to Happy Island
less
|
|
| |
|
|
theangrycolossal liked a video
(3 days ago)
Mordecai's epic arm crossing.
|
|
| |
|
|
theangrycolossal liked a video
(1 week ago)
Realizing your friends have a problem is the easy part. Getting them to ...
more
Realizing your friends have a problem is the easy part. Getting them to go into Meme Rehab, and resisting the urge to detonate their nuts with a swift kick, is where it gets tough.
Reddit!: http://www.reddit...
less
|
|
Trailer on the channel today, don't miss out on it!