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The world as seen through the eyes of a professional backpacker...
About Me:
This summer's project: Kazakhstan and Uzbekistan. But before you see that, I will release "Mongolia - Gers Gone Wild". An epic adventure through Genghis Khan's steppes and vodka.
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The objective of these videos is to make you feel like a backpacker. I will show you the good, the bad, the awesome, the ugly, the beautiful and the disgusting. I shoot from the waist, try not to be an annoying, flower-lovin' hippie turd, and instead invest my energy into being an annoying, religion-and-stupidity-hating asshole. AND YOU BETTER FUCKING LIKE IT!
Many people can not handle this, but they can always turn off their computer.
If you like it all, then SUBSCRIBE.
You can also email me here:
monkeetime_fan_mail@yahoo.com
If you don't like it, then go to the kitchen, make yourself a sandwich and maybe some tea, and then go fuck yourself.
You can also send me hate mail. This address is for real:
monkeetime_hate_mail@yahoo.com
I will appreciate it more if you send me hatemail together with gifts. I prefer cash, but I will take nude photos as well.
Also if you are a hot Scandinavian blonde with blue eyes and want to travel with me, email me directly:
well_hello_there_how_you_doin@
(Yes, it also is a reall address... Better not be a 55 year old football coach though. That tends to disappoint.)
If you are enjoying this ride that extra little bit and want to see random pics, clips and blurbs, then join up on Facebook
www.facebook.com/pages/Monkeet
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HOLY SHIT!!! I hit myself ont he head while doing something in the shower and I joined Twitter. I am not sure why, I think the plan was to get 1 million hits by next week...
Anywho. It's done.
http://twitter.com/#!/monke...
Hometown:
Banff, Canada
Country:
Canada
Occupation:
professional backpacker, video wallah, drug smuggler, prostitute, tornado chaser, sandwich artist, and a small engine repairman.
Companies:
KFC, McDonald's, Jimmy's Fish Chips and Insurance, The Second Hand Sex Shop, and HESS English School.
Schools:
"i was born to leed, not to reed"Also: "Reading books is for losers that can't watch youtube..."
Interests:
Your sister, goofing off, history, languages, politics, sociology, running, mountaineering, hiking/trekking, scuba, travel, photography, and goofing off... and your sister.
Movies:
Arrested Development, Southpark, Seinfeld, Family Guy...Movies.. Big Lebowski, Royal Tennenbaums, Heat... Super Troopers, Fight Club.. Matrix (only the first one, the rest were mostly vomit)... A few others.
Music:
Everything
Books:
The End of Faith, Catch-22, Brave New World, Player Piano, Are You Experienced?, Holy Cow, Karma Cola... Everything/anything by Kurt Vonnegut, Christopher Hitchens, and Sam Harris.
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To answer your question..
Drugs and prostitution