im a horrible singer that makes fun of people that are different than me...hey...atleast i know im an asshole. most people lie to themselves about who they are or where they came from. one day i called a bunch of my friends and we took over the local cable network in the middle of a sunday... there were no employees accept the "switchboard operator" for the tape playing. we filmed all day and came out with 5 episodes of the "jay smith show". then all i did was write my show in the time slot... the program tech doesnt know what is or isnt allowed...he plays the tapes that are scheduled...the tapes i scheduled! haw haaaaw!!! anyway...now im a lounge comedian/singer and videographer for a "titty movie"- i make little ads for my shows, music videos for my comedy songs and i make little short films out of my tourist episodes as a videographer...so...enjoy.im jay smith biatch! come to a show sometime!