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Well I took out my dog
and him I did shoot
While down in the county Kildare
So be easy and free
when you're drinking with me...

I've decided to pursue a 'policy' (for want of a better word) of communication here that adheres to the everyday policy I'd pursue anywhere else.
If you come here with semi-literate, infantile drivel masquerading as 'hilarity', it won't appear.
If you create mind numbingly unfunny 'comedy' accounts in order to pursue your pitiable obsessions, your posts won't appear here. If you're a drooling, monosyllabic fuckwit - go away, I'm not interested.
If you come here and make accusations / assertions - you will defend, quantify and qualify them immediately or you will not continue to post. Jewels of contentious élan like 'you hate America', 'terrorist supporting scum' or 'you're anti-Semitic' will be defended immediately. Moving on to other baseless drivel in order to mask your inadequacy won't be allowed before you defend your nonsense.
To précis, I'm bored conversing with pitiable gobshites. This (as spastics may need to be reminded) has nothing to do with (yawn) 'freedom of speech.' You have freedom of speech and I have no wish to take it away from you. Have it on your own and each other's pages all day everyday (you already do eh ;-)). That doesn't mean I have to suffer your drivel here, any more than I'd suffer it in my own home.
So, if you struggle with single syllable spellings, chances are you're not a master of satire, eh. Consequently, your dross won't appear here so don't waste your time. That doesn't mean I 'fear' you or I'm 'pwned', -- it means I can't be arsed talking to you because I find you stupid and boring and I'd rather spend what time I do on here communicating with cleverer, funnier, wittier people than you.
Fair enough that like, no?
That is all.




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'I just like it because I can keep in touch with people I know without having to bother visiting them.'

Poneil69
''Beyond nationalities, our class binds us.''

I don't like you.